Sean

@BasilTheGreat No it doesn't, thicko.

If the ‘record temperature’ is the same temperature it was 82 years ago, doesn’t this disprove everything we’ve been told about global warming?

@Adam_Drury1 Lucky escape for him.

🗣️ 'They were like, 'We're going to send you to Watford, you're going to be playing for them.' Bruno Fernandes reveals he was packing his bags to join the Hornets from Udinese in 2013 before a late U-turn 👇 watfordobserver.co.uk/sport/26137488… #Watfordfc

@William66030302 @kumxem

@kumxem Adolf Hitler, or haven't you heard about him. Perhaps you really were born yesterday.

Without googling, can you name a famous German?

Of course there are people agreeing with her. Grim.

@SaintsExtra @talkSPORT

🚨 Southampton players including Taylor Harwood-Bellis are said to be ‘raging’ at having their shot at a place in the Premier League & the lucrative salaries & status that come with it snatched away #saintsfc @talkSPORT

@EFL_Comms @SkyBetChamp Ideal prep for Hull then, having to plan for two different opponents. Good work 👍

Saturday's Sky Bet Championship Play-Off Final between Hull City and Middlesbrough will kick-off at 15:30. Should the outcome of the ongoing appeal process result in the Final being contested by Hull City and Southampton, the kick-off time for the fixture will remain at 16:30. #EFL

@Arsenal It’s a dark day for English football when the likes of Arsenal are winning the league.

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

@ratemyplatenow Rationing is over, you don't have to eat like this anymore, Bob.

I had a Nice Plate of Pig Trotters smothered in vinegar for dinner tonight by Bob R

Taylor Harwood-Bellis looking for all of the Championship clubs he'll be playing next season.

#SaintsFC #Boro It wouldn’t surprise me if the lies and exaggerations over #spygate significantly contribute to the leniency of the eventual punishment we get. When you claim that there’s been a “campaign of spying throughout the season”, this naturally conjures up images of military-grade equipment, sophisticated microphones and a coordinated team of individuals. When you build something up like that and the big reveal is the photo below, the natural human reaction of any neutral is bound to be (aside from a roar of laughter) “is that it?

About 10 minutes away from a Celtic penalty aren't we?

@JosephAjay90 Who is paying £5m for him??

I get the discourse surrounding Kayembe, & I think he should be moved on. However, look at it from a financial viewpoint: Would you rather release him on a free, or trigger a one-year extension, whack him on the transfer list and try to get around 5mil for him #WatfordFC

🚨🇲🇦🦁 #EN | ✨️ Yanis Begraoui, Imran Louza, Othmane Maamma et Sofiane Boufal sont convoqués pour le prochain stage du Maroc qui débutera le 22 mai prochain ➡️ Tawfik Bentayeb devrait également en faire partie ➕️ d'infos à venir dans les prochains jours Avec @HanifBerkane footmercato.net/a4597273194860…

@Boropolis He's just playing Angry Birds, leave him alone ffs.

🚨💣 | MAJOR BREAKING: Salt used his bank card on Thursday to buy a coffee at Rockliffe Hall Golf Club. The apparent slip has given rise to the possibility of a paper trail across the country, with transactions close to the bases of other Championship clubs in the days prior to playing Southampton. [@MailSport] #Boro | #UTB | #SaintsFC

@historigins What happens if you don't have 3 inches to spare? Asking for a friend.

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis by up to three inches

He rents in a house share, they’ve got nothing on him 😂😂

@WatfordFC Careful, you'll trigger fans of the now League One club we were playing against.

“Here’s Hogg… DEENEY!!!!” 😍😍😍 #OnThisDay in 2013

@MillwallFC Unlucky lads, shit the bed on your big night.

Defeat brings our season to an end.

SHOULDNT THIS BE ALL OVER THE NEWS 🤷

There was a time when a European final belonged to the supporters who dragged their club there. Not anymore. When Aston Villa were handed roughly 11,000 tickets for a Europa League final in a 70,000-plus stadium, the number itself told the story. UEFA can package the event however it likes — “festival of football”, “European showpiece”, “global celebration” — but the modern European final is no longer built around supporters. It is built around clients. The supporters fund the journey. The corporates inherit the destination. Villa fans will have spent thousands following the club across Europe. Flights, hotels, time off work, loyalty schemes built over years. Yet when the final arrives, huge sections of the stadium are reserved for sponsors, hospitality guests, executives, delegates and “neutral” allocations that often end up on resale sites within hours. And supporters are expected to accept it. UEFA’s defence is familiar. Sponsors fund competitions. Broadcasters need space. Hospitality drives revenue. All true. But football crossed a line when the event surrounding the final became more important than the supporters inside it. The optics are awful because fans can see it themselves. A finalist gets 11,000 tickets while corporate packages costing thousands remain available. Genuine supporters scramble through ballots with lottery-like odds, while neutral areas fill with tourists taking photos during the warm-up. And UEFA wonders why resentment grows. Supporters are constantly called “the lifeblood of the game” until ticket allocations are discussed. Then they become an inconvenience to work around premium inventory. Football did not become Europe’s dominant sport because sponsors created atmosphere. The noise, colour and emotion UEFA sells globally every season is generated by match-going supporters — the same people increasingly pushed aside at the biggest games. The “neutral fan” concept is perhaps the biggest fiction of all. In theory it promotes access. In reality it fuels resale markets, inflated prices and thousands travelling ticketless out of desperation. UEFA could change it tomorrow. Finalists could receive 70 per cent of the stadium combined. Corporate sections could shrink. Hospitality would still exist. But that would mean sacrificing revenue. And modern football has shown repeatedly which side wins that argument. #AVFC #scfreiburg