4am-kenopsia

Amazed that the context succeeds in making him look even worse.

the jokes write themselves

new banksy artwork, a man blinded by his flag

sharp rock not see foot hurt bleed

@PrumkinMothy @SxnsualSuccubus @Drewbaeboy see you had to add the "trans man" part to make it trans

@SxnsualSuccubus @Drewbaeboy Trans man femboy?

Would you kiss a femboy ? 🏳️‍⚧️ ◯ Yes ◯ No ◯ Depends

Just felt my speed stat drop by 2 stages

@DekuTier14598 @purplepIuto @Mantis_Religios @CapsuleCorpKami so once you can no longer work and be of use to society, you should be killed? do you agree?

@purplepIuto @Mantis_Religios @CapsuleCorpKami Fuck them kids. I can always make another one anyway.

Guilt tripping everyone to pick blue when they can just all pick red is hilarious lmao

the red button speaking to the red pushers like the mold in j.k. rowling's walls

@ShotofBuckShot @untimelysalts man compared wanting to save the entire population of the world with the effort of pressing a button to international scale conflicts and disasters that require massive funds, infrastructure, manpower, bureaucracy and planning to fix

@WHILExTRUE @untimelysalts blue pushers are supposedly fine with putting their lives on the line in an internet hypothetical, but would it take 50%+1 of the population to end the wars in Gaza or Ukraine, or end Hunger in Africa?

@poppyupgraded @Miru_Rhythm @JPipe910 @temporaryfap So you think that getting a 20 piece jigsaw puzzle is always better than getting a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle because it's easier to complete?

@WHILExTRUE @Miru_Rhythm @JPipe910 @temporaryfap This person guessed “store” in the second try second, then wasted 20 of their next 25 letters on ones they’d already used, leaving just 5 spots to test anything new. see how stupid that is?

I’m not even joking this is worse than 9/11

@poppyupgraded @Miru_Rhythm @JPipe910 @temporaryfap it is added strategy to not immediately guess the most common letters and get a free win every time. I'm forced to guess more uncommon letters so as to not trap myself. And again, like I said and you dismissed, I don't play wordle to win, I play it to challenge myself...

@WHILExTRUE @Miru_Rhythm @JPipe910 @temporaryfap you’re not “adding” strategy. strategy is the way you perform a certain task, which directly impacts your outcome. in this case, it’s a bad strategy because there’s so many possible options, and not many opportunities to guess. so, your strategy sucks. plain and simple.

@le_enemy_ @Vuthakral @TadhgOgorman @untimelysalts you just dismissed the version of the dilemma where the red voters have to personally kill the blue voters

@WHILExTRUE @Vuthakral @TadhgOgorman @untimelysalts Red = nothing happens Blue = gamble your life for no reason

@le_enemy_ @Vuthakral @TadhgOgorman @untimelysalts i wonder why you didn't reply to my other comment

@kniivesz i forgot this was even in the game

you really had to be there in 2017 when v3 dropped and people CLINGED onto this segment like promises had been made and needed to be fulfilled. the fact everyone then forgot about it after a bit says most of all

@le_enemy_ @Vuthakral @TadhgOgorman @untimelysalts it is quite literally: - blue: nothing happens - red: kill blue voters

@WHILExTRUE @Vuthakral @TadhgOgorman @untimelysalts wtf is even that hypothetical lmao there's no "red wins" red is just not participating, blue is alone in this "win or lose" situation, they're willingly gambling their life for no reason at all. and no, i wouldn't "go kill every blue voter" that's stupid.

@le_enemy_ @Vuthakral @TadhgOgorman @untimelysalts "red wins" meaning red is the majority. also how is red "not participating"?? can you repeat back to me what the dilemma is?

@le_enemy_ @Vuthakral @TadhgOgorman @untimelysalts are you saying that your choice is different if the case was that if red wins, every red voter has to go kill the blue voters personally by hand

@WHILExTRUE @Vuthakral @TadhgOgorman @untimelysalts i'm not causing the death of anybody, cause there are two higher layers of responsibility above me: 1-the entity that created this game. 2-the people who chose to vote blue by their own choice knowing there's a chance they will die. If everyone presses red, everyone lives. Simple

you're presented with a red fortnite skin and a blue fortnite skin...

@Jacob87514296 @ClockworkStatue @ShitpostRock2 okay let's only change the method of killing from the original So if >50% people pick blue, nothing happens. But if >50% of people pick red, every red voter has to personally go kill the blue voters by hand. Which are you pressing?

@ClockworkStatue @ShitpostRock2 This is literally the same thing moron. The only thing that changes is the method of killing people off.

Dumbest fucking hypothetical ever posted