Mark P

@Mishi_2210 How it's going..

No words start with G and end with G!! Prove me wrong??

@GBX_Press “Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.” --Fran Lebowitz (in The Guardian, March 2018)

BREAKING 🚨: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump is on the verge of becoming the most stupid President in American history.

@RCdeWinter “Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.” --Fran Lebowitz (in The Guardian, March 2018)

there's no verge about this, he's been the stupidest president in history two times now

‘Michael’ Breakout KeiLyn Durrel Jones Explains Why the New Ending Was an “Astonishing Dream Come True” hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-f… via @thr

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@MLB @Orioles "With Sam B, it's a guarantee." [Violet's dad]

Samuel Basallo drives in 4 runs in an @Orioles victory!

@jakijean213 @ThatEricAlper yes... beat me to it

@ThatEricAlper White Bird- by the band It’s a beautiful day

What song reminds you of late night radio?

@longcool63 @ThatEricAlper "play like someone just told you your momma died" is a paraphrase of the prompt given to produce that

@ThatEricAlper There was a tune... many years ago... I recall... called... Maggot Brain 🤔... you gotta be high, when you listen to it, though 🚬🤐

@Black_Glock137 *Sucker* youtu.be/1bWUFz73wKM?si…

No word starts with S ends with R

@Mrs_Haverstock Do I dare suggest what sort of bird might emerge from that birdhouse? *** (Quick search sez starlings and *erm* swallows are common sights in MA, but the UK seems to be The place for.. tits - including Great Tits.)(thus explaining your sometime misidentification?😁)

Happy Tuesday from the garden!! #TittyTuesday

@budweiserusa #BudGreatDelivery #Sweepstakes 🦅🐴

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ORIOLES WIN!!! Like and retweet! I’ll select one lucky follower that does to receive this Adley Rutschman card tomorrow around noon tomorrow. #Birdland

@Mrs_Haverstock Reported/blocked

I say this every time - Why Twitter pushes these fake accounts over the real accounts they steal the content from mystifies me.

@MacFarlaneNews Given.. *all of this* ..he just may need to drink "everytime."

I don’t recall showing ID “everytime” I walk into a restaurant Am I the only one?

@GeoRebekah OBX - while they're there.

Ocean City, Maryland is very... brown. My question is: are the outer banks worth the drive from the DC area, or is it pretty much the same as ocean city? I was spoiled growing up on the Emerald Coast.

@TheRealDon85 Roast beef; lumpy. To wit: Paul Reiser as 'Modell': Know what your problem is? You don't chew your food. That's why you get so irritable. You get lumps. You have roast beef in your heart that just stays there. Just to make sure. ["Diner"]

If Donald Trump was having a heart attack and you had 5 minutes to save him, what kind of sandwich would you make?

@Beno10_MFC loneliest number

Almost all people with high IQ underestimated this mathematical problem and ended up failing. Be smart Can you solve?

@Elsie_560 VI

@LedoPizza Okay, I'm ready!

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