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Puget Sound bound. Obligatory boat ride in Seattle. I'm imagining I'm Ernest Hemingway (Ernie, fastest milkman in the west more like) Photo from Davo super tech. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puget_Sou…

@slashishere @JamTarts Still time for you to purchase a maroon beret tho? 🤓

@JamTarts Sorry but I'll be wearing the black away top as I have at every home game this season (superstitious and apart from Sunderland) - scarf will be there as well though

🇱🇻 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆 🇱🇻 For Monday’s match against Rangers, we ask supporters to wear maroon and bring their scarf for a pre-match twirly as the players emerge from the tunnel 🧣 ℹ️ Supporter Info 👉 tinyurl.com/483k4v6j

@BBCSportScot #rangers fans respectfully observing a 45 minute silence over the first half. Then booing their team off at the end of the half #NoSurrender 🤓

Motherwell are 2-0 ahead against Rangers. And Dundee United lead city rivals Dundee 3-0 at Tannadice. #BBCFootball

@HannahIamthest1 Scotsmen are always stereotyped as drunk tramps or Chief Engineers (Head of Engineering) on US starships

Things I have learned from the movies" Having watched hundreds of movies, they have taught me many things that I would like to share with you today: 1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. 2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. 3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. 5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty. 6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. 7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. 8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. 10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm. 11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them. 12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames. 13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium. 14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. 15. All single women have a cat. 16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant. 17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one. 18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated. 19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident. 20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor. 21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back. 22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them. 24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. 25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. 26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday. 27. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. 28. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting. 29. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 30. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

@BBCSportScot Over to #Rangers today then. Tough away game I suspect.....could be a draw 🧐

The Scottish Premiership title race just keeps on giving 🍿 #BBCFootball

@GavsterNo1 Superb! But are you moving to Hollyweird now?? Getting a gaffe up the Beverly Hills?

Playing President John Adams in ‘The Whitehouse’

Myself and the First Lady talking about our roles in ‘The Whitehouse’ . Streaming now on Fox Nation.

Am I stoned right now? I must be stoned.

@Will_Fuzz Welcome back Bunnymen 😊👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The road goes ever on.

A1 on way to Edinburgh

@JakeCan72 @grace777_zoe Classy

Donald Trump’s presidential library will be a 47-story skyscraper on Biscayne Bay — 47 floors for the 47th president. The lobby will house a full-sized Air Force One, fighter jets, helicopters, and a tank. A golden escalator leads to replicas of the Oval Office and the Rose Garden. A gold statue of Trump, fist raised — a permanent tribute to Butler, Pennsylvania. Florida’s Cabinet voted unanimously to donate 2.63 acres of prime Miami waterfront to make it happen. The foundation is raising $1 billion. Private. No taxpayer funding. No president has ever built anything like it — because no president has ever done anything like it.

@JohnSwinney Ridiculous responses below.. @JohnSwinney is simply recording that he was honouring the sacrifice made by a brave relative Park your venom for the next time there is a full moon

Today I attended the 81st Memorial Service for my Uncle, Cpl Thomas Hunter, killed at Lake Comacchio in Italy on 3 April 1945, and posthumously awarded the Victoria Cross. He sacrificed his life to save his colleagues and to give us peace. Always remembered.

@SuellaBraverman The term is 'climate change' Even you must have noticed the increased amount of flooding in the UK..a direct consequence of the climate changing As you write, the planet is experiencing unprecedented increased temperatures with impact on polar ice and sea levels Go read and learn

Global warming?!? Just over a week to go until Easter and we need to get our big coats back out! I wouldn’t mind a bit more global warming to be honest, right now.

Ach well he had a great day tho.. #whowantstobeamillionaire

@JohnSwinney John, the root cause of this fire appears to be vapes and improper storage of vapes Perhaps now @scotgov should consider strong legislation to eradicate these cheap but highly dangerous devices? A direct risk to waste handling depots and high street environments #glasgow

I am deeply concerned about the fire near Glasgow Central Station tonight and very grateful to all of the emergency services who are responding. Please continue to follow travel guidance, avoid the area and stay safe.

@TEnglishSport You have unleashed an avalanche of religious 'whataboutery' there Tom.....you mischievous scamp 🧐 #RANCEL

Ready to go at Ibrox, where the Pope and the IRA are on the minds of a huge number of Rangers fans. Good Lord.

@chrissteinplays Back in the day when it took two days to heat up your huge car 🧐

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@piersmorgan Spot on Piers And thank you for standing up for John D 👍

‼️NEW ‼️ Following ‘Dr’ Shola’s disgusting attack on Tourette’s suffered John Davidson, I hold her to account.

@piersmorgan You are absolutely correct Piers The film provides the context and explanation people require in relation to the BAFTA issues Importantly the N-word was shouted as a verbal tic and not at anyone as a 'slur' - it being broadcast serves to illustrate the reality of a TS sufferer

I watched this movie last night. Incredibly powerful and inspiring. Might have been wise for all those gobbing off about the BAFTA N-word saga to have watched it too before making so many shockingly ill-informed comments. I'm looking at the likes of you, Jamie Foxx!

@colinmccredie @ArtyBagger Agreed & particularly those who create a major issue out of a misunderstood minor incident at the BAFTA awards Scots have a greater understanding of TS than most due to the documenting of Johnny Davidsons life over the past few decades We celebrate his life triumph

Everyone needs to watch this.

@WendellPierce Hey Wendell do you get that the shouting was involuntary and a symptom of a condition? Have you watched #iswear yet? Nup? Do you have any thoughts or concerns for #JohnDavidson (he is the subject of the movie) It really isn't all about you #BAFTAs

THIS IS BRILLIANT