WSOP Valet

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WSOP Valet

@WSOPvalet

We don't take bribes for parking spots (unless you have money). Fan account for the WSOP valet.

Rio Parking Lot Katılım Haziran 2015

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·2 Tem

You’re welcome.

Ryan Eriquezzo@RyanEriquezzo

Whoever is robbing people at the Rio is def doing their homework. No one has bothered me at all...

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·2 Tem

This clearly means that we get a % of your #WSOP Main Event @KaraOTR. The @BJNemeth LEGO Last Longer might be the only cool thing left at Rio anymore. Let this summer end.

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·15 Haz

Hey @JenniferTilly, you spelled methamphetamine wrong.

Jennifer Tilly@JenniferTilly

Poker Twitter is always good, but Poker Twitter during the @WSOP is like Poker Twitter on steroids. 🍿🍿🍿

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·4 Haz

Wait. The #WSOP started? F. M. L.

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·2 Tem

Times are hard you assholes. Don’t mock me. At least @Kevmath recognizes that the struggle is real. twitter.com/kevmath/status…

Kevin Mathers@Kevmath

So this is now a thing. Meet Chippy, the mascot of the @WSOP

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·23 Nis

Don’t call it a comeback. We’ve been here for years. twitter.com/christryba/sta…

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·25 Mar

We didn’t steal your Circuit Ring @subiime. You must have just lost it. We did steal your weed though. That was us. twitter.com/subiime/status…

Joseph Cheong@subiime

Got my circuit ring stolen from my car at a valet. Guys gonna be reaaallllllly disappointed when he tries to pawn it

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·13 Şub

You have obviously never parked in our lot before. twitter.com/realdavidcueva…

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·13 Şub

F*CK YOU AND YOUR PROCESSED MEATS! Btw, you have any positions available this summer? twitter.com/wsophotdogcart…

WSOP Hot Dogs@wsopHotDogCart

@HansytheKing @Kevmath @WSOP @WSOPvalet @EricDanisPoker We’re in. And we don’t charge near as much as @WSOPvalet charges.

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·13 Şub

Oh, we will be around. Trust us @Kevmath. We will be around. twitter.com/kevmath/status…

Kevin Mathers@Kevmath

@WSOP Disappointing news for @WSOPvalet, their services won’t be available this year. No news about @wsopHotDogCart as of this moment

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·20 Tem

Oh, we know @jeremyausmus, we know. twitter.com/jeremyausmus/s…

Jeremy Ausmus@jeremyausmus

Not sayin I had a bad summer or anything but yesterday I tipped valet a dollar and asked if I could get 65 cents back

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·16 Tem

.@JohnnyBaxPoker translation: I only have pieces of 137 of the remaining 148 players so I will just win this tournament too. #AllTheMonies twitter.com/johnnybaxpoker…

Cliff Josephy@JohnnyBaxPoker

No more sweats in the Main, so I'll have to win this Bellagio Cup. Running better here too, up to 70k #TeamSaver

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·27 Haz

I really need to get back to work. Only thing I have learned this summer is that my iWatch thinks I don't breathe enough when I masturbate.

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·20 Haz

@Kevmath @TheBadJoker2 We provided a service that most seemed to enjoy and it ran pretty smoothly. Therefore, it was shut down. #MakesSense

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·15 Haz

Hey @Liv_Boeree, we may not be there "officially", but we are still working for ya. #YoureWelcome twitter.com/liv_boeree/sta…

Liv Boeree@Liv_Boeree

Holy shit I just got a parking space in the front section (near handicapped spots) for the first time in 8 years. What a summer. #wsop

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·14 Haz

Thanks @christryba. You're a boss, glad you are feeling better. Go grab a wiener from @wsopHotDogCart on us! They're the 2nd best service. twitter.com/christryba/sta…

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·11 Haz

Hey @cuntycakes123, you do know we are looking for a new employer, right? Larger parking lot and no Rio sounds like our kind of gig. twitter.com/cuntycakes123/…

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·10 Haz

Oh wait. We get it. WE GET IT! #WienerJoke twitter.com/wsophotdogcart…

WSOP Hot Dogs@wsopHotDogCart

We like seeing @JenniferTilly at the hot dog cart so much we have decided to make a wiener in her honor. We are calling it the Goldy Laak.

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WSOP Valet@WSOPvalet·9 Haz

We may be gone @JenniferTilly, but we will never stop pretending like we care how you busted. Or looking at your bust after you busted. twitter.com/jennifertilly/…

Jennifer Tilly@JenniferTilly

Man, I miss @wsopvalet. Those guys were great! Now there's no one around to pretend they care when I bust out of a tournament. #WSOP

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WSOP Hot Dogs@wsopHotDogCart·6 Haz

A @Kevmath 'day off' consists of cards and Coronas, not necessarily in that order. Good luck boss, you deserve a warm deck and cold beers! twitter.com/kevmath/status…

Kevin Mathers@Kevmath

Taking the 'day off' today to take care of life/work stuff before some pokers in the afternoon. Apologies in advance for lack of promptness

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Keşfet

@KaraOTR @BJNemeth @JenniferTilly @Kevmath @subiime @jeremyausmus @JohnnyBaxPoker @TheBadJoker2