WTF Chuck (🌮 🌮 🍺)

@RepSwalwell Someone please add fart noises to this!

Hear it directly from me. These allegations are flat false. And I will fight them.

This is Badger. His gentle giant Great Pyrenees who’s graciously volunteered as a fluffy jungle gym for his farm baby goats his guarding. He shows Zero complaints, had maximum tolerance. Pls heart him for being a good guard dog ❤️

Hello @TomSteyer, California gas prices are “outrageous” — we agree. It is unfortunate that our customers are not only paying high prices for gasoline but even more to just to feed the voracious appetite of a bloated state bureaucracy. But let’s stick to the data instead of the usual Sacramento script. As of April 2026: • CA average: ~$5.89/gallon • National average: ~$4.08/gallon • Difference: +$1.81 that has ZERO to do with any war or “Big Oil.” That premium has existed for decades — long before this conflict began. Highest gas taxes & fees in America (~71¢ excise + sales + cap-and-trade + LCFS credits = nearly $1.80/gal in total state burden). CARB’s boutique “California-only” fuel blend that no other state can supply. Decades of refinery closures, low-carbon mandates, and permitting hell that slashed in-state capacity while CA imported more crude from foreign sources. Nevada imports 85-90% of its fuel from those same strangled California refineries. Arizona gets ~33%. Green ideology isn’t just screwing Californians — it’s pricing out your neighbors too. (Sound familiar, @AaronDFordNV?) You and Governor Newsom keep blaming Trump and producers for the mess Sacramento engineered. Meanwhile, the same CARB regs you cheered are now a national security issue for DoD bases on the West Coast. Trump’s Defense Production Act moves to fix what ideology broke. That’s not “Big Oil” — that’s basic energy security. And while we’re on the topic of who really benefits: It is our understanding that you built your ~$2 billion fortune running Farallon Capital, a hedge fund that delivered big returns in part through investments in fossil fuels — including coal mines and power plants abroad. Then your fund pivoted to climate investing via Galvanize Climate Solutions, raising hundreds of millions for “decarbonization” plays and profitinh handsomely from the subsidies, mandates, and regulations. In political science terms this would be called rent-seeking. Energy security isn’t optional. American oil & gas delivers it — when Sacramento gets out of the way. But it sounds like if elected you're not prepared to get out of the way. At any rate, thank you for sharing your views on this important issue.

@SaintJaySZN Boomerboard needs to drink an Ensure & consider retirement.

Billboard are punishing hip-hop. The brand new indie sales and timings law that discounted 100k pure from Ye's BULLY because he's independent, now I'm hearing it also took 25k pure off Yeat, ain't this crazy? This is the one genre where the mainstream is bucking the label system.

@SenWarren Why don’t you guys eliminate fraud before asking for more money?

@otokyo__ Apocalypto

I don’t want your “best movie ever.” I want the one that made you sit in silence when the credits rolled. The one where you said, “what… was that?” No spoilers. Just titles. Let’s ruin my week.

@TheFlowHorse @ZssBecker We all shopped at International Male in the mall and couldn’t figure out why old folks thought we were gay. Now my kids look at old photos of me and wonder the same thing. Gen X don’t give a fuk tho. I looked fekkin great in black eyeliner. 😂

Back in my day we had a word for looksmaxxing, it was called metrosexuals.

Cal State Fresno and various California Agricultural associations hosted a governor’s debate this week. It was the first time both @ChadBianco and @SteveHiltonx were both together on a debate stage facing off against Dems. I wasn’t there in person but I watched it and here are my notes 📝 👉🏼Quick Take: We used to feed the whole world, but California’s Central Valley agriculture industry has been decimated by Democrat climate policies. The absence of Dem frontrunner candidates Swalwell and Steyer reflects their commitment to continue destroying it. 👉🏼Becerra started by identifying the multiple crises that his own party caused, blamed it on Washington DC and the “illegal war in Iran,” and then said he has a track record of balancing a budget (fyi CA has an $18B deficit). 😂 👉🏼My son was listening in the car with me and after Mahan spoke he asked me if Mahan is a Democrat or Republican 😂 even a 6th grader can hear he copies all of his answers from Republicans depending on the crowd he’s speaking to 👉🏼Porter did the same thing Becerra did: they came from DC so they keep zooming out to national issues and policies rather than focusing on California. That will be how they would govern, too. 👉🏼I heard something new from Bianco (that Mahan copied in his own answer 😂), which is that he holds a non-partisan office with a successful track record and much of the problems facing CA farmers are due to partisan politics. Interesting. 👉🏼During nearly every answer, Porter leaned over to say something nasty, sarcastic, or condescending to one of the men next to her. Comes across as a real bitch tbh. 👉🏼Mahan wasn’t the only one copying answers from the Republicans. Porter copied Hilton’s tax plan 😂 👉🏼The Dems on stage basically all tried to out-Republican each other and run away from their own disastrous energy and water regulations and the Dem-supermajority California Legislature’s bad laws. If it wasn’t so exasperating it would be funny. 👉🏼Except Becerra. His answers were typical socialist solutions to cut costs - universal healthcare and insurance price caps - both of which increase not reduce costs and eliminate or reduce quality of services for everyone. Overall, his answers were zeros - rhetorical meaningless statements with a hint of communism and bigger government. 👉🏼Hilton has an impressive command of specific facts and offers specific solutions on whichever issue is raised in the debate. He sounds like knows California water and energy infrastructure issues better than anyone born here let alone any other candidate. 👉🏼Bianco does a great job hammering them on over-regulation in California unlike any other state, and pointing out they are already in control and if they really wanted to implement the solutions they are talking about, they could have done it already. The truth is they won’t. (Same point when they talked about building new infrastructure) 👉🏼Villaraigosa, who is polling at 3%, turned to the Republican candidates, who are polling at the top two, and said “you’re never gonna get elected. It’s a Blue State.” Wow. 👉🏼Both Bianco and Hilton beautifully ripped him to shreds over the arrogance and contempt for the voters from Democrat one-party rule. (@AVillaraigosa then spent the rest of the debate trying to backtrack from such an outrageous statement and pivot to working together)

@oroswap Yay!

If $ZIG hits $0.29 in the next 3 hours everyone of you gets 1k $ZIG

@Kekius_Sage How do I get one to grow with my tomatoes?

NEWS 🚨: Scientists engineer a single tobacco plant to produce five powerful psychedelics at once DMT, Psilocybin, Psilocin, 5‑MeO‑DMT & Bufotenin. Five psychedelics, one plant.

@EXIT_FIAT DOH!! Missed it :(

🇻🇪 Venezuela's sanctions cleared yesterday. 🇮🇶 Iraq's proxy network cleared last week. Same playbook. Same administration. Same timeline. Tonight's briefing maps the full sequence: 👉 How the Venezuela template is completing. 👉 Why gold crashed $100 on a war speech. 👉 What Vance is actually negotiating. 👉 The three export routes Iraq built in two weeks. 👉 And why the budget is frozen at a number that no longer makes sense. We mapped this pattern on March 2 in Venezuela Template Confirmed. Last night it moved. Today's briefing: The First One Moved resetintelligence.com/the-first-one-… Free to read tonight, couldn't let you miss this one. Tomorrow it locks.

@EXIT_FIAT Another great article from RI. ICYMI .... read about Iraq's Currency Explained here ⬇️ ℹ️resetintelligence.com/iraq-currency-…

@Hoopss Boo Yah! 3rd try.

$100 to anyone who could do this

@schiz04renic Morning

Gun pointed at your head, name a wood.

@snowiecone Bob & Doug McKenzie!!! COOOO-LOO-COCOO-COOCOO-COOCOOOOOOOO!!!

gun to your head name a canadian

@ChefReactions If this is the game “Two Truths and a Lie” then the lie here is lemon ginger.

@innoutburger_ I see what you did there. Almost got me. 😂

In-N-Out is looking to partner with Beyond Meat and Impossible Foods to develop a healthy, meat-like patty for vegans. The company will continue to offer its regular beef burgers, while expanding its menu to include vegan options. More details will be released later this evening

Trump told NATO "never forget" — then spent the week proving it. The G7 funeral. Lloyd's of London replaced. The "Strait of Trump." @BarbaraMBoyd breaks down the systematic dismantling of the British financial empire.

Glad to have gotten early access to @defaprimitive mainnet on @ZIGChain! This is the first onchain RWA on ZIGChain, where private credit is being structured and distributed in a way that makes sense, backed by real economic activity and offering yields of up to ~13.5% annually. What stands out is what it represents, opportunities that were previously unknown and inaccessible to most investors are now being brought onchain and opened up to a much broader audience. Less speculation, more real yield. This is how the space moves forward.

A Dominion contractor with two degrees, swore under oath in her affidavit after working 27 hours at Detroit's TCF Center that she witnessed MASSIVE amounts of clear election fraud involving late-night ballot dumps. She detailed how her manager, Nick Economagunas (part owner of Dominion), ordered her there instead of the Detroit elections building. She saw vans FULL of ballots arriving, photos of people carrying ballots out of a "Chicago warehouse," and at 4:30 AM, Mr. Baxter personally brought in boxes from the rear entrance. She stated each box holding approx 600 ballots, totaling around 50,000 ILLEGAL ballots dumped onto tables just before a 6 AM shift change! This is exactly the kind of election fraud we've been warning about that was running RMAOAMT across the country during the 2020 election!