WTF Retweets

Holding his flaccid cock for security

I DON'T WANT A KRABBY PATTY

Are they looksmatched?

I decided to masturbate with honey; big mistake! The ants keep biting my junk

Birthday in a month to the day, I will be dead by then.

I'm a sexual Tyrannosaurus and by that I mean I have to kinda mash and rub it up against her and hope the cum gets inside.

I suck a mean dick behind the dumpsters at Wholefoods every Monday night - Frat boy Teddy

@Grimmace1488 @Howlingmutant0

OHHHH YEA YOU FILTHY LITTLE FUCK, RIIIIIIGHT THERE.

My stomach just gurgled so loudly that my apprentice asked if I was hungry and I had to explain to him that I just have explosive diarrhea and about 2 min to get to a toilet.

Lylecore

Next time someone asks what having ADD is like… I’m just sending them this 😂

If she eat mustard you know it stink gud

Pawged up MILF braphog buffet at the playground today

did you see it?

Girls in glasses 🤓🥺❤️

This is really evil😭😭💔💔💔 What did she just do?💔💔💔