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Bob ‘Buddy’ Foster
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Bob ‘Buddy’ Foster
@bobbuddyfoster
Just a cranky, and crazy, old man making snarky comments. Calling out and cutting through the BS! Telling it like it is! I may or may not be sober #CrankyOldMan
Anytown USA Katılım Haziran 2023
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Telling my doctor I don’t do anal when he tries to give me a colonoscopy
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@HoboMan977 It also keeps your annoying family members away
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I decided to masturbate with honey; big mistake! The ants keep biting my junk
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I’m no rocket scientist, but I know not to shove pebbles up my pee hole!
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My arthritis is acting up; time for a medicinal doobie
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@dewdewmegaDD But it’s good to drink everyday for 50 years! 👍
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@MFuckface2 Apparently, it doesn’t work like that…but I’m gonna give it a shot! 👍
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@LadyZ_613 @theliamnissan I was with you for the first part
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@theliamnissan I'm old, out of touch, and bitter. What the actual hell is #smokefeet?
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@admiralwils0n Were you showing them how to violently shit your pants??
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"Let me show ya how it's done" I say to my coworker as I bend over to pick up something heavy and violently shit my pants
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@bobbuddyfoster Can I at least cook crack in the tub? Or are we just ruining everything. It’s no fun when my dads my brother I’m done
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No you can’t smoke crack in the bathroom; go outside!
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this mf thinks only Fathers fuck Mothers
Bob ‘Buddy’ Foster@bobbuddyfoster
@YucketySux Wouldn’t that be Father’s Day? 🤔
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