Wayne “the rock” Hires

Just the craziest event in history I fear

My wife left me today and took the kids with her. 💍❌ Here's 10 things it taught me about B2B customer churn: 🧵 1/34

Take back the creek.

Best line to come out of a Simpsons game

BOYS 👨 AND GIRLS 👧 THE GRIND 💪🏻 HAS RESUMED ▶️ Uncut Takes Episode number 24: “Deep Cock Galactic” will be releasing at our TOTALLY NORMAL 9:30 PM release time! The homies are discussing cute aggression, Paul Bunyan and bugs! Check out this cool pic of cute aggression!

Today, I’m reminded of what my Uncle Gary said to me in 1997 when I graduated from high school: “Son, you’ll never have student loans if you’re never a student.” Wise words from a wise man

@Pavlov_DickBone Simply drink two beers every hour and utilize the Ubermen sleep cycle

Fathers NASCAR challenge (drink a 24 brick of beer everyday for four days straight)

NJ really got that Hollywood Mexico filter turned on rn

Fixed it for you

@Pavlov_DickBone Take a picture

The DMV employee I got looks like Dollar General idris elba

TOMORROW you’re gonna be able to hear about the boys drunken struggle through Halo 1 AND MORE on Uncut Takes episode 16: “I Already Sent Cortana a Picture of My Dick”

The only security guard I trust

@vvillmoore @Pavlov_DickBone Thanks Bill 👍🏻

@W_Hires @Pavlov_DickBone I stand here in defense of an innocent man. Wayne's mustache speaks volumes of knowledge.

“Wayne’s got a mustache, he knows NOTHING”~Frank

Come traveler, you’ve seen a lot of bullshit on Twitter today. Feel free to rest here.

RISE ☀️ AND GRIND 💪🏻 to those most dedicated of you who tuned in this morning right at the drop! If you’re half as confused now as I was last week, this is me telling you that episode 8 of the Uncut Takes Podcast is available for streaming WHEREVER you get your podcasts!!