Johns 👨🏻‍🚀

INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS 💉

The President endorsing Lindsey Graham, right on the heels of his infantile trashing of all of the most popular right wing news show hosts in the country is quite clarifying. If MAGA is Lindsay Graham and Mark Levin, then great. Fuck MAGA.

Since no one will see this anyway, here is a list of everyone I think should be drafted. 1. Mark Levin, we need the enthusiasm you bring to X on the front lines. Drafted. 2. Lindsey Graham, I hear you want to ask South Carolinians to send their sons and daughters to fight for Israel, well homie, You first. Drafted. 3. Ben Shapiro, you say this is the single greatest foreign policy move of your lifetime? You should see it from the front lines, legend. Drafted. 4. Every single person who has been telling Trump he is “the non-Jewish Messiah”. Yes we know about that. Congratulations on cracking the code, you win front row seats to see “Cyrus” usher in your apocalypse. Drafted. 5. Anyone saying “Charlie would have wanted this.” Bro, You’re as evil as they come. But F*** you you’re drafted now. 6. BiBi Netanyahu. I command you to rise from the dead or wherever the heII you are and be drafted. 7. Everybody in the government who supports this war and all their firstborn sons. Drafted. 8. People who believe abortion is healthcare— Guess what. War with Iran is healthcare now. Drafted. 9. The history retarded who think George Washington would want war with Iran. lol. You’re too dumb to insult. Drafted. 10. Men who compete in women sports. Iran is the women’s sports now. Drafted. 11. Every pundit who destroyed their credibility over the last 3 months defending Jeffrey Epstein. Ew. Drafted. 12. Everyone on the Epstein client list. You’re double drafted. 13. Everyone who participated in the 2020 George Floyd riots. Drafted. 14. The Covid tyrants. You’re all drafted now. 15. The corpses of Dick Cheney and John McCain. Drop them in Iran, they should see this. Drafted. 16. The El Salvador Prisoners. Microchip them all, they’re dying for Israel. Drafted. 17. Bill Kristol, David Frum, Max Boot, Jennifer Rubin, Victoria Nuland. Get out of my sight, you’re all drafted. 18. John Bolton. You’re the most drafted of all. 19. The J6 committee. You’re the war with Iran committee now. Drafted. 20. People who don’t like dogs. You can’t be trusted. Drafted. 21. Every podcaster who lied us into this war and every other war. Drafted. 22. Vegans, cyclists, crossfitters, and people with pronouns in their bio. Drafted. 23. Antifa. You psychopaths are fkn crazy. We need that. Drafted. 24. The $7000 club, and anybody is taking money to lie to you. Drafted. 25. Feminists and male feminists. You’re both just awful. Drafted. 26. People who asks Grok “is this is real”. Drafted. 27. PETA. You brought this up upon yourselves. Drafted. 28. Activists for foreign nations. You’re all activists for the war in Iran now. Drafted. 29. People who blow rape whistles at protests. I could not draft you fast enough. 30. People who report their untaxed purchases across state lines. You won’t be hurting America anymore. Drafted. 30. Gun-grabbers. Grab this d***. Drafted. 31. AIPAC. I could not draft you harder if I tried. 31. Furries. Get in the box or your antisemitic. Drafted. 32. Pedos. Get comfortable, you won’t be coming back. Drafted. I reserve the right to add to this list

@TownsUsa 😂😂😂

Aidan Hutchinson JD Vance edit

D BOSS GETS THE OT WINNER IN HIS FIRST GAME BACK FROM WINNING GOLD!! 🚨

Hellebuyck with one of the greatest saves ever

Our goalie decided we weren’t gonna lose today.. One of the greatest American sport performances of all time 🗣🗣 THANK YOU FOR STANDING ON YOUR HEAD CONNOR HELLEBUYCK 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

USA takes on CANADA tomorrow for the GOLD!!!! Are you ready?? 🔥🔥🔥

Barry Sanders appreciation post 1997 NFL MVP 10x Pro Bowl 6x First team All-Pro 4x Second team All-Pro 4x Rushing Yard leader Rushing TD Leader Heisman Trophy Best running back ever 🔥

One More Sleep 🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 LARKIN

During his Heisman Trophy winning season at Oklahoma State, Barry Sanders ran for 2,628 yards and 37 touchdowns in 11 games 🤯

When the American empire finally collapses, historians won't be stunned by the greed of the elite; they'll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor. The working class didn't just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them. They slashed their own benefits, gutted their own healthcare, and cheered while the rich wrote off private jets as tax deductions. Not because it helped them. But because they were told it would hurt someone else. And that, right there, is how you rig a democracy without even breaking a single law. This was a comment I saw under my content. I must say… Perfectly articulated.

DYLAN LARKIN OT WINNER IN TORONTO 🚨

Is it perhaps not discussed enough just how good Placido Polanco was? In 2007, he had: • 6.1 bWAR • .341/.388/.458 • .846 OPS • Gold Glove • Silver Slugger • 37 BB to only 30 K’s What a beast.

You weren’t allowed to score on Ben Wallace… ❌

@SpeakEZsports_ 😂😂😂

It’s crazy to think Joy Taylor got fired well before Dan Campbell 😂