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@ScottWalker Tonette is going to be SO PISSED when she hears about your perfume floozy!!

When she poured this perfume on my body, she did it to prepare me for burial. Matthew 26:12

@ScottWalker I wasn't "kicked out" of @MarquetteU , I left voluntarily by my own choice. Also, it's not a "bald spot", it's a patch of hair that never grew back after I hit my head doing kitchen repairs requested by Tonette

During my senior year of college, I had a job offer. My older friends had degrees, but no jobs. I didn’t have a degree, but I took the job. A few years later, I met Tonette and we started a family. They became my priority, not finishing college. Knowledge is good, but you can pursue it without a degree. Plus, knowledge without wisdom is worthless.

#IAmStillRelevant !! #Walker2028

Are you going to delete and apologize for this tweet like you did with your Tim Walz tweet?

This is probably my favorite picture of Tonette* * that doesn't have me prominently in it

Hot take: I know there's no God(s) & no afterlife, but I have to fake it so my donors keep the $$ coming & my Klout score stays high. But when I pass I'd like Lara Trump's version of "I won't back down" to be played so you all suffer like I suffer every day in my fake, empty life

RIP Chuck Norris

#WorldBaseballClassic Fun Fact: @USABaseball has never won a championship game against a country that Trump invaded earlier that year

I don't like this #Talarico guy .. He knows what the #Bible actually says, and he explains that to the people. Where's the grift, I can't make ends meet if I actually follow scripture! My donors would disappear faster than my chances disappeared after my first presidential debate

Knowing neither I nor any of my fail-son offspring will ever earn one, seeing the presentation of the Congressional Medal of Honor was awesome! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

My thoughts on tonight's #SOTU2026

@ScottWalker @GavinNewsom

The most consistent thing about @GavinNewsom is that he is not held captive by the truth.

@ScottWalker So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God. 1 Corinthians 10:31

So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God. 1 Corinthians 10:31

I'm watching the #Olympics at a bar (by myself, as usual), everyone here keeps talking about some blond girl called the #QuadGod ... I have a few @MillerLite s in me, so I said "She's not so great", and they all laughed and started calling me the #SquadBod .. what does that mean?

@emmafrog94 @ScottWalker What's that supposed to mean?

@ScottWalker because the current proposal is unfair to married women to have to jump through more hoops than men. It's unconstitutional. You're as dumb as you look, Scott!

Why does Chris Taylor oppose having a photo ID to vote?!?

@ScottWalker @marquette @MarquetteCRs @_YAFreedom I wasn't "kicked out" of Marquette, I voluntarily "chose not to return"...

Looking forward to a good discussion tonight on the @marquette University campus about Freedom at 250, Lincoln, Governor, ICE, photo ID to vote, and plenty of other issues.

@ScottWalker Every student in America should listen to this speech - along with sending money to @yaf so I can continue getting big $$ at my no-show job! youtube.com/shorts/bWUOZvu…

Every student in America should read this speech - along with the Declaration of Independence and other important documents in the history of our republic: Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. Abraham Lincoln November 19, 1863

@ScottWalker Trick question: My help comes from the Koch bros and all my other donors!

I lift up my eyes to the mountains— where does my help come from? Psalms 121:1