Fumbled Baggins

The Florida Man must be studied ☠️☠️

I have left a home in this condition. Only to get to my new home and find out there were mice infiltrating the cabinets and previous owner left a mess that I had to hire someone to clean before moving in. There are different types of sellers out there

@EricLDaugh @BorisSpider14 The only person in danger here

🚨 NOW: El Salvadorans are boasting that President Nayib Bukele has turned his once-violent country into the OPPOSITE of EUROPE — instead of rampant gangs and no go zones, the people are safe and THRIVING -98% in homicides Incredible what ruling with an iron fist over crime can do! 🇺🇸🇸🇻 Bravo, @NayibBukele! A model for Latin America. EUROPE should take notes! 📽️ @JorgeManzaSV

@uyintans @whitesundesert They have no concept of “duty to the household”. It’s a constant state of avoiding duty altogether.

@whitesundesert The distinction between paid (job) labor and unpaid (household) labor is nonsense anyway. Both need to be done for the household.

The feminists who complain men don’t do enough around the house seem to have absolutely no idea what men do around the house.

@TBC_on_X Bro straight copy/pasted one of those fake stories from Reddit

The 50 Shades of JP Morgan teaser looks so wild...

@ArizonaRedNeck2 @TheJoeySwoll The entitlement of expecting the man to walk himself to everyone who signals him to come over…

@TheJoeySwoll You turned my son away you sack of shit. He was trying to signal to you to come over to his section and you looked in his direction and then the other way. I guess if you’re to poor to not be behind the dugout it’s “Fuck you”

I want to give a big thank you to Padre fans at Petco Park last night. I’m a Cubs fan and ALWAYS try to catch games here in SoCal when the Cubs are in town. All game long people were coming down to my section to talk and take photos with me which I LOVE! Late in the game as I’m taking photos with followers between innings, a man started yelling very disrespectful things toward me which I ignored. He was intoxicated and I paid it no mind. But he kept going and then made a disgusting sexual gesture toward my fiancée. That made me snap but before I could say a word, Padre fans had my back calling him out for it even booing him. One Padre fan that was sitting by me could see how angry I was and put his hand on my shoulder and said not to let it ruin my night, that he was so impressed by how kind and personable I am with people and he’s not worth it, and he was right. I just want to say THANK YOU San Diego for having my back last night.

Hero

The most interesting thing I learned recently.

Let’s stop the online mobbing of people for dumb mistakes.

@selentelechia Boy I have been there. Took him suspecting of dislocated ankle. Doc comes in and he’s hopping like a bunny across the waiting room

>take son to urgent care because of inconsolable screaming fits increasing in frequency since noon >arrive at urgent care >he's cheerful and seems totally fine

Shaming this kind of behavior is one of my favorite parts of baseball culture

@Ry_Bass Major props to little bro going to ask the man for the ball for his sister. Most kids won’t even order food from a waiter and this lil kid is trying to do the right thing for his sister. Well done little man, keep that same confidence in life!

From the mom ❤️🥹

rationality is impossible. Even if you have a rational thought process, you have so many biases and in your puny human day your sample size is so hyperminiscule that to believe your opinion on anything is remotely representative of reality itself is laughable. Therefore, it's impossible to "objectively observe reality and opinions based on objective reality". Thus, you are basically a retard hallucinating regardless of what you believe. You are effectively no better than some like retarded African bushman who believes that some dance makes rain. Given this, there is no reason to artifically limit your beliefs or action to try and "Be rational". There is no trophy for being the most rational because everyone is a hallucinating retarded bushmen. All that matter is that you WIN. You can and should be as irrational, superstitious, whatever, as you want, as long as you WIN. If you "look smart and rational" but you only lose, you're poor, you're weak, then you're just a hallucinating retarded bushman in a forest and ALSO a loser. Given that you cannot escape being a hallucinating retarded bushman You might as well believe whatever is going to make you rich and strong and well liked because it's not any less delusional or retarded. Does that make more sense?

@SunSpotStudio @ByEricPratt @MLB I think what they do is black out the local team. As you’re in Detroit, the only team that gets blacked out is the Tigers. For people live in the middle of the way areas they blackout every surrounding team. Dumb strategy.

@ByEricPratt @MLB Out of town Bears fan here. Tried to watch every game, it was really expensive. I thought, oh well at least I can listen on the radio, no deal, they can't even let you listen to the game for free! F the NFL!

My dad is 75 and lives in Iowa. He got the MLB Extra Innings package to watch the Tigers again this year - something he plans his whole day around. Tonight, Detroit (664 miles from his house) hosted Milwaukee (360 miles from his house). Couldn't watch. Blacked out. (1/2)

When she finds out you got "exceeds expectations" on your performance review with a 1.3% merit increase

@BonesawMD Many people do not concentrate on anything. Their minds are blank. So they don’t mind.

Need a polite way to start telling the restaurant staff to stop bothering me during my meal. Nobody needs to be asked “is everything ok” 18x while their mouths are full. Why are people fine with being interrupted so often. How can you concentrate on flavours and sensations

@shrimp_capital @heart_ The writer of the show came out saying they were surprised many viewers sided with the man in the scene.

@heart_ I haven't seen anything more than this scene and there's nothing in it to suggest that they're presenting anything as "right" in this

I know it’s acting but this video makes my blood boil someone thought it was ok to write and film this and spread this message to people as something right

Shaped by the trenches