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@NikkiLimo Back in my day, we TP'd houses that gave out pretzels.

My husband and I are in an argument. For Halloween, this man bought PRETZELS to hand out to trick-or-treaters. Unironically. Like we’re Spirit fucking airlines. He thinks it’s dope, says he doesn’t like sweets. I’m repulsed. Made him go back to the store. Who is right?

@zeas44 Walz Kicks Will Work

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Okay, yes, this guy cheated. But the worst part about this is that he entered the tournament 3x! amirite @NormanChad?

@sewnig I am so terribly sorry for your loss Catherine. Daniel's kindness, wit, and intellect added brightness to my life. He will be missed dearly.

Dear Poker Community, I believe my beautiful son, Daniel, suffered from undiagnosed depression. I believe that he masked his condition and did not let anyone, not even those who loved him most, know how badly he was suffering. I believe the stress and isolation of his beloved poker job and the accompanying stresses of life exacerbated his condition. I appreciate the comments posted here because it’s clear how much you all loved him. Please be aware of your own mental health and know that while this game and lifestyle are amazing, the stress of it can put your lives at risk. Please reach out for help if you are struggling. There is no shame in that. And please don’t hesitate to reach out to anyone you suspect may be struggling. Don’t let the lessons Dan taught you on and off the felt be in vain. I love you all and pray you will take care of yourselves. Love, Catherine (Daniel’s Mom)

@OpenAI When can I have sex with it?

Say hello to GPT-4o, our new flagship model which can reason across audio, vision, and text in real time: openai.com/index/hello-gp… Text and image input rolling out today in API and ChatGPT with voice and video in the coming weeks.