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@X What’s happening? 😂😂😂🤡☠️

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@NWSMidland Hilarious how they’re like “take frequent breaks in the AC” while their power infrastructure goes down yet again.

In case we haven't said it enough, it's going to HOT. Try to spend as little time as possible outdoors, but if you must be outside, take frequent breaks in the AC, drink plenty of water & spend as much time as possible in the shade. These temps are not playing around! #txwx #nmwx

@YoMammasBacon @hodgetwins @AOC Y’all ever watch these two dudes talk? They just mumbling about nothing half the time 😂😭

@hodgetwins @AOC Like you guys, but its hypocritical to lauph at this when you would be screamin and yelling if it was someone you supported.

FYI there’s a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral. The Twitter CEO has engaged it, boosting visibility. It is releasing false policy statements and gaining spread. I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see.

@alx @AOC @wholemars New Twitter users gonna need a legend to decipher the rainbow of checkmark meanings

@AOC @wholemars Also — on Twitter 2.0 government officials have grey checks which clearly are different from blue checks.

@GenLeePisthof @overlinenetwork @jacobkschneider So much for your Christian values

BREAKING: Biden takes a big fall on stage just now at the U.S. Air Force Academy graduation

@OfficiaIBandit @JohnCha90050893 @simeont_ @itsmacdeezy01

@JohnCha90050893 @simeont_ @itsmacdeezy01 Actually I own 2 vehicles and am pre-approved to buy a house! Just waiting for the market to be just right. Fuck that apartment drain lil bro🤣

How do y’all dispose y’all cooking grease?? I b putting mine in the neighbors bushes 😂

@srnaaazz @daewop You sound like you’re salty that you’re one of those people that gotta be online 24/7 seeking validation from strangers you don’t give af about on the internet

women w low accesibility and low profiles>>>>>>>> women who wanna be da main attraction and in everybody face

@marionumber4 Can you find a solution instead of crying over a joke?

Chappelle said SF “needs a Batman” to deal with its homeless population. Bc all homeless folks are criminals and deserve to be dealt with by vigilantes, right? Nothing says “comedy” like attacking the ppl with the least power in society

@JohnCha90050893 @OfficiaIBandit @simeont_ @itsmacdeezy01 Idc as long as this guy lives with other people like him and stays away from the rest of us. He can ruin his own neighborhood

@OfficiaIBandit @simeont_ @itsmacdeezy01 Unnecessary ill will is never ok bro Even for something as trivial as a clogging a drains If it’s intentional, you’re wrong and bad guy and the world doesn’t need any more of those. Have a good day 🙏🏼

@simeont_ Put it into a bottle or old milk container with towels, toss in garbage. If you want to be extra, save your grease in a container and find a place that recycles/disposes oil/grease

@cb_doge @elonmusk He’s probably rolling 😂

This video of @elonmusk vibing at a trance music event in Los Angeles, wins the internet today 🫶 📹 /technotulum

@LaVallePeter @Cid_Vivar @CushingAgnes @adamtebrugge Bro, got the most generic name with a picture of a stupid dog and thinks he’s a brave truth warrior or something 😂

I am not sure the rest of the country understands just how bad things have gotten in Florida salon.com/2023/05/14/the…

@CushingAgnes See above. Do y’all not know how to use Twitter or something?

What is the point?

@LaVallePeter @Cid_Vivar @CushingAgnes @adamtebrugge Ok, mr. I’m wrong so I got to play mean girl and make my stupidity a popularity contest

@alx He must be the only billionaire dancing alone in the club like that. They normally have to beat off the sugar babes with a stick

Elon Musk is vibing in Cabo this evening 🤣

@Cid_Vivar @LaVallePeter @CushingAgnes @adamtebrugge Smooth brain can’t crinkly brain

@WallFeats @LaVallePeter @CushingAgnes @adamtebrugge So no point

@LaVallePeter @CushingAgnes @adamtebrugge Read the comment chain; are you completely stupid? The point has been made. The only thing you got is screaming left like a retard and thinking you’re a genius for it 😂

@CushingAgnes @thekrakensays @LaVallePeter @adamtebrugge That’s not the point smooth brain 😂

@thekrakensays @LaVallePeter @adamtebrugge Do you think you go into a Drs. office with a list of demands?