AVERAGE TOAST

🍞🔥 Welcome to AVERAGE TOAST. Who I am: Average trader. Real positions in $SRXH $OPEN $TSLA $NVDA. I love the market and I love memes. What you’ll get from this page: 📰 Breaking market news as it drops 🍞 Bears getting absolutely toasted 📈 Real watchlists & real positions 🔥 Memes that hit harder than CNBC What you WON’T get: ❌ Pump and dumps ❌ Fake gurus selling courses ❌ Boring corporate finance speak Just a guy. With toast. And takes. 🥂 If that’s your vibe — welcome to the Toast Army 🍞🔥

"It's clobberin' time!" 😤 @CMPunk is taking in Game 4 of the Western Conference Final! #StanleyCup 🇺🇸: @espn 🇨🇦: @Sportsnet & @TVASports

$OPEN @nejatian @morganb @lucmatheson favorite day 700 plus inbound IMO🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

700👀👀? $OPEN 🔥🔥🔥🔥

$SRXH 🤝 $EMJX 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🚀🚀🚀

🍞🔥 Good morning Open Army ☀️ Markets closed today but the $OPEN story keeps building: 🟢 Russell 2000 inclusion locked for June 26 🟢 Closing rates beating national average by 5-9% 🟢 Top Shopify talent migrating in 🟢 CEO bought 100K shares personally 🟢 Insiders posting “to the moon” on LinkedIn Bears are still asleep. The thesis is wide awake. Tuesday we eat 🥂

@stephenasmith Knicks might win a championship before Dallas cowboys win a championship😭😭😭😭

We Going to the Finals! We going to the Finals!!!

🍞🔥 Futures are GREEN heading into Memorial Day. Sunday night setup: 🟢 Nasdaq 100: +1.39% 🟢 S&P 500: +0.89% 🟢 Dow: +0.75% 🛢️ Oil: 2-week lows Why? Iran deal progress + Strait of Hormuz reopening hopes building into Tuesday. Markets are CLOSED Monday for Memorial Day. That means Tuesday’s open could be a gap-up MASSACRE. Bears who got short over the weekend about to wake up to a freshly toasted account 🍞🥂 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@maelan_sdmr The fact that $OPEN is closing 5-9% above national average in their biggest 4 states tells you everything about Opendoor 2.0. Execution > narrative. The data doesn’t lie. 🍞🔥

🏡 $OPEN Home Closing Rate Here are the closing rates for May 2026 so far: (MTD from May 1st - May 24th) Let's compare the 4 States where Opendoor currently has by far the most listings, and the national average. - North Carolina: 95.5% 🟢 - Georgia: 90.4% 🟢 - Texas: 91.5% 🟢 - Florida: 91.3% 🟢 - National U.S. average: 86.5% 🟠 Just 8 months in, Opendoor 2.0 already changing the rules in real estate. Faster @nejatian.

🇺🇸 Memorial Day. Markets are closed today because of the men and women who never came home. Every dollar we trade, every chart we read, every position we hold — none of it exists without their sacrifice. Today we pause. Today we remember. Today we say thank you. To those who served and never returned — we owe you everything. 🇺🇸 🙏

🍞🔥 An $OPEN insider just posted on LinkedIn — and bears need to read this. Matt Miller (back at Opendoor for the THIRD time) said the company feels completely different than a year ago: ⚡ “Faster is a mantra, not a buzzword” — no more bureaucracy 🤖 AI usage exploded company-wide — “efficiency gains are wild” 🏠 Sales is unleashed — back to early-stage startup energy 💼 No more meetings for meetings — just results 🚀 His last words: “The momentum is real. To the moon” This isn’t an analyst guessing. This isn’t a hedge fund pumping. This is an employee inside the building saying the culture and execution has completely transformed. Wall Street’s data is months behind. The people INSIDE the company already see it. Bears keep calling $OPEN dead. Insiders keep saying “to the moon.” Who you trusting? 🥂

KEEP IT GOING #WeWantDestiny3

$SRXH 🤝 $EMJX tik tok 👀🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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🍞🔥 Another day, another elite Shopify exec joining $OPEN. Meet Vincent Chio — new Head of Data, Selling at Opendoor. 📊 11 years at Shopify 🎯 Advertising, shipping & growth data science 🚀 Now optimizing contribution margin from underwriting → resale Translation: they hired a Shopify data wizard to make every single home sale MORE profitable. This is the SECOND high-level Shopify exec to jump ship to $OPEN in weeks. When elite talent keeps migrating to a “dying” company — pay attention. Bears are sleeping while a turnaround team is quietly assembling. Wall Street is asleep. The Open Army isn’t. 🥂

🍞🔥 The Toast Army’s quiet bet that nobody’s talking about: $EMJX. Once the merger with $SRXH closes — this becomes one of the most uniquely positioned small caps on the market. What you’re actually buying with $EMJX: 🤖 Gen-2 AI-driven crypto treasury platform 💰 $18M+ already deployed into Bitcoin & Ethereum 🚀 SpaceX exposure via Astro Capital SPV (10%+ of capital) 🏠 $OPEN position (Russell 2000 inclusion incoming) 💊 $OPTH stake (psychedelic pharma — Trump executive order tailwind) 🏆 Compass ($COMP) shares 🛡️ DeFi portfolio hedged with gold positions One ticker. Multiple high-growth bets. AI-managed. Bears calling this a “small cap nothing burger” while quietly the most diversified small cap on the NYSE under $100M market cap is forming. Toast served crispy 🥂 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😎

I hold $OPEN. I see the bull case clearly. I also respect the risk. This is high risk, high reward. Position size accordingly. Not financial advice — just sharing my thesis as a holder. 🍞🔥

Honest risk: Housing market is still pressured. Small cap = volatile. Most Wall Street analysts have Hold or Sell ratings. The bull case requires execution + rate cuts + housing recovery. If any of those fail — stock drops hard.

🍞🔥 $OPEN bears are about to get the worst toast of their lives. Here’s the full bull case for Opendoor with the Russell 2000 catalyst nobody is pricing in 👇