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Joe Wallace

Joe Wallace

@WallaceFarmsMB

Seed farmer/retailer in southern Manitoba. 5th Generation. Grow wheat, canola, soys, oats and barley. Bandwagon Blue Jays fan. 204-825-4543

Pilot Mound Manitoba Katılım Şubat 2014
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Joe Wallace
Joe Wallace@WallaceFarmsMB·
@elonmusk David’s referencing the wave of Yamnayan herdsmen expansion. They weren’t singing kumbaya 😂!
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Michael A. Arouet
Michael A. Arouet@MichaelAArouet·
Wow, this chart is simply unreal. Has Canada already joined the European Union, or did it decide to successfully deindustrialize on its own?
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Top Tier Hockey
Top Tier Hockey@TopTierPucks·
Connor McDavid is the best player in the world and anyone who tries to discredit his game is a fucking idiot. Had Kuemper looking like he was going back to Italy
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Rupert Lowe MP
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10·
A statement from the Rape Gang Inquiry.
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Neil Overby
Neil Overby@overbystockfarm·
Tractor grapple today...
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Joe Wallace
Joe Wallace@WallaceFarmsMB·
@spittinchiclets He will rival Mcdavid’s numbers when the smoke clears at the end of their careers. You heard it here first!
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Spittin' Chiclets
Spittin' Chiclets@spittinchiclets·
Nasty little backhand sauce from Celebrini 🤮
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Joe Wallace
Joe Wallace@WallaceFarmsMB·
@gothburz I couldn’t stop reading this 😂. Hilarious.
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Peter Girnus 🦅
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz·
Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.
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x-LandysBalls
x-LandysBalls@landysknee·
Cale Makar is Generational
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joe mcgrath
joe mcgrath@AgMachineSol·
The cows have been gone since the eighties, might as well do something different with the old pasture.
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You Betcha
You Betcha@ohhyoubetcha·
Trades Getting Home From Work
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Joe Wallace
Joe Wallace@WallaceFarmsMB·
@JustBins 😂😂😂 damn it that’s funny — and true
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Just Bins
Just Bins@JustBins·
Doug Ford is more reckless sober than his brother was on crack.
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Joe Wallace
Joe Wallace@WallaceFarmsMB·
@GoddessofGrain Are you talking price fixing among the big manufacturers or the countervailing duty on phos? Both? Genuinely curious. Interest is perked because the ratio of grain price to fert is so awful.
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Angie Setzer
Angie Setzer@GoddessofGrain·
the antitrust investigation into the fertilizer industry should take like 5 minutes
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Joe Wallace@WallaceFarmsMB·
@stats_feed Wow. UK, USA, Canada and Australia all in the top 6 😔
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World of Statistics
World of Statistics@stats_feed·
Antidepressant users per 1,000 people: 🇮🇳 India: 9 🇱🇻 Latvia: 21 🇷🇺 Russia: 23 🇰🇷 South Korea: 27 🇭🇺 Hungary: 29 🇱🇹 Lithuania: 36 🇨🇷 Costa Rica: 39 🇪🇪 Estonia: 40 🇮🇹 Italy: 44 🇳🇱 Netherlands: 47 🇸🇰 Slovakia: 48 🇹🇷 Turkey: 48 🇫🇷 France: 54 🇱🇺 Luxembourg: 57 🇮🇱 Israel: 57 🇧🇷 Brazil: 58 🇳🇴 Norway: 61 🇩🇪 Germany: 62 🇦🇹 Austria: 63 🇸🇮 Slovenia: 63 🇨🇿 Czechia: 65 🇬🇷 Greece: 70 🇫🇮 Finland: 81 🇧🇪 Belgium: 83 🇩🇰 Denmark: 84 🇨🇱 Chile: 90 🇪🇸 Spain: 92 🇸🇪 Sweden: 105 🇬🇧 UK: 108 🇺🇸 USA: 110 🇦🇺 Australia: 122 🇨🇦 Canada: 130 🇵🇹 Portugal: 139 🇮🇸 Iceland: 161 According to OECD, WHO, and other local sources.
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Science girl
Science girl@sciencegirl·
Archer Choi Young Kwang's arrow precision as it pierced the exact centre of another arrow on the bullseye.
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222 Minutes
222 Minutes@222Minutes·
BREAKING NEWS: Saskatchewan Premier Scott Moe has announced it is now illegal to go near either of the province's trees.
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Zalinsky Auto parts
Zalinsky Auto parts@zalinsky_p·
@saskfarmguy Bunge Altona crushes 2500t/day. I was only truck in facility today when I dumped. Farm bins are empty
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