The Fun Tio

Yesterday at 9:10pm

people think im creido but whole time my home boy said im just on the spectrum

the delusion hitting the streets like a pandemic

Since 2014: - Pep’s super City(115 charges) team, won only 1 UCL and another tie against Madrid, and in 5 other seasons(one with Pellegrini) Madrid threw City out. - Klopp’s super Liverpool team lost 2 UCL finals to Madrid and got eliminated two other times by Madrid. Total loss. - Bayern, despite domestic domination, kept getting thrown out by Madrid time and again. - Simeone’s peak Atleti lost 2 UCL finals to Madrid and got eliminated three other times as well. - Barça could not even sniff a UCL final after their UNICEF contract expired (ifykyk), while Madrid won 6 in that period. - Juve’s super team of the 2010s got past Madrid only once, but Madrid threw them out twice, one of them in a final. - PSG’s state-backed super team, built with €400+ million spent on Neymar and Mbappe alone in 2017/18, still got knocked out by Madrid. Then they added Messi to that project, and Madrid knocked them out again. So yes, this BITTERNESS is completely understandable.

Why we paying to exist smh

Do the ghosts in Baltimore be like “bew”

People saying wtf is this snow, wtf is 80 degree weather in march!?!

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Me:

Its all good until it isn’t

I just killed a mosquito, why cant our warm weather come with no strings attached

Free Palestine, fuck nigga!

I was rooting for you from the beginning

Was so cozy this morning 🫠

Rodrygo when its time to play Man City

Oh we finna get activeeee

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if i order chinese food and it doesnt come in a white plastic bag that says thank you 20 times on it i know the food not gonna hit

Instagram be having a million updates just to continue to be ass

me waiting on the cashier to notice me after i screwed up self checkout again