Jeff Wambui

@sinovuyo001 You need to change your friends or else someone lied to you

Unpopular opinion: men get bored when a woman loves them too much. why

@PetesMurithi @Broadbasedgal You forgot, it should be past, present, present participle and future crimes.

@Broadbasedgal Some of them should actually be in jail for crimes they committed. More than half of govt should be in jail, starting with the president, for past and present crimes. Ruto is demonstratably a dictator and a terrible president

All Opposition leaders in East African countries are in jail, but here in Kenya, they roam the country freely while insulting the President yet some Kenyans still think that Ruto is a dictator and a bad president

@dammy4trueluv Correction, women make rules for broke men

Women make rules for men they don’t love.

@KyaloIntel Trees aside, how come even the ones further from the fence look like Kagame?

Imagine sharing a border with a neighbor who deliberately plants his entire land with eucalyptus trees, aiming to make millions, while knowingly causing you serious financial losses.

@onjolo_kenya This gal used to roll back then on campus.

In all you do fear women 😂

@themayor_ke One advantage of getting old is that you can say or do anything. He does not care about what people think.

Is this Humility ama ni ushamba?🤔

@ElicahRuth @VeshNice @ivymuthe There is no law that dictates how far trees should be planted from a common boundary only some directives which are hard to enforce. Some of these trees were planted long ago and in this case the maize crop owner seems not to be aware of what they were going into.

@WambuiJeff @VeshNice @ivymuthe But the law cares. Those trees should be at least 10m from a boundary

Imagine sharing a border with a neighbor who deliberately plants his entire land with eucalyptus trees, aiming to make millions, while knowingly causing you serious financial losses.

@jseaga87 @Mastardcesh There are animals you can't tame, like hyenas and buffalos. Eventually they turn against you

@Mastardcesh Hyena na mbwa same family if you can keep a dog you can as well keep a hyena..India keeps Elephant n here in Kenya you cannot dare to domesticate

Yesterday, a man from Naivasha, Kenya shared several videos chilling with hyenas in his room. I’m like wait. Kenya should be on its own continent, ati what is this confidence? Me, first of all I don’t even chill with street cats, talk less of hyenas. Now my question is. Is it not expensive to maintain a hyena? Buying meat everyday na fleshy food. Bro, groceries ni ngumu. Not even the cost. The main issue is safety. A hyena can one day wake up hungry and start eating you bro 😂. That dude will not believe woraah. At this point KWS should just go for it and give our boy a job in the park or something. Let him be official. Handling hyenas. Not just survival challenges in a bedroom 😂.

@JmJuma1 Are you an actual African coz this is a rhetorical question but I will answer it anyway. Just walk around towns and see how coca-cola fridges are treated with a lot of disrespect. They are literally welded to the wall. Now you know why

Why doesn't McDonald have self-serve soda stations nationwide in African countries?🤔

@RollingCalabash @bungomaduke Convince me Ruto was not behind it? That consignment was so huge for it to be repackaged without NIS knowledge.

@bungomaduke What a fuckin fool! Ruto acknowledged during his engagement with kirinyaga leaders at state house that mithika linturi thro ncpb, sold Kenyans ground stones and soil as fertiliser. Yet thro his cronie, ass lickers and proxies in parliament & Senate, he was cleared! Very stupid!

I don't peddle lies. Just picked 8 bags of CAN huku Bungoma NCPB Sahi. There's no way you'll convince people from Western Kenya not to vote for Kijana ya Sugoi. Sahi mbolea ni Ksh 2500 down from Ksh 7000. Sisi watu wa Western hatudai Ruto chochote. Tuko Sawa kabisa.

@david_kollal @KaberiaCommoner Bro, who in the hell would want to fly to Nyeri or Kiambu?

@KaberiaCommoner Three presidents did nothing about it? They want an outsider like Ruto to do it for them within 3 years!

Murima has no major town, no airport. A town like Nyeri has no KFC or Artcaffe. Thika ni town ya kuuza dawa za mende. Murang'a is just a small shopping center. Which privileges are we talking about?

@NaekuMercy There is a saying that while two brothers are fighting and someone attacks the clan they first stop their fight and go fight for the clan. That is exactly what is happening in mlima

Irungu Kang'ata wamabarua has made a huge blunder by leaving the ruling Party to go to Chama Cha Ukabila. I thought he would ignore the noise as his impressive agenda for Murang'a mirrored that of Ruto in terms of development.

@dickychama @Adele_lide Are you aware that all gas before it is from one place before it is distributed to oil marketers and retailers.

@Adele_lide Let's talk of a standard gas,one which is bought from either total,shell, Rubis,oilibya na sio mirokototo na matakataka ya gas ya huko kijiji....

From what i know, she is right. It depends on where someone is Wewe penye uko refill ya gas ni how much?

@ArebaHSC @aomenya It is called a mouth moving faster than the brains

@aomenya Sometimes it's so difficult to defend Ruto. I mean... does he listen to himself when saying these things? In his own mind, is he sure he can be used as the SI Unit for honesty and truth?

Maoni fupi fupi...

@VeshNice @ivymuthe Exactly, and it is no one's responsibility to know or care what their neighbor will do with their land in future.

@ivymuthe Going by the size of those trees, they're older than 7 or so years. Soooo 🤷🏾

@WuyoI38745 @ivymuthe No one is hurting anyone, the fact is that maize crop was obviously planted after the trees and it is no one's responsibility to know or care what your neighbor will do with his or her land in future

@ivymuthe And if he had planted apples, mangoes ovacados, jackfruits it would make more money without hurting the neighbors.

@Safaricom_Care I understand security is important but why have an app that you can only access with your bundles without an alternative?Sometimes you are at a point where you dont have money to buy those bundles and some people have Hidden WIFI

@ignyharaz2 Even hell will not accept you, this sarcasm promax

Right now, The number of cute ladies doing serious campaigns for aspirants is very high. Risking lives hanging on trucks, online bullying, using their own money for that. All they ask for in return is a nomination and appointments like nyamu and Mbithe. No bed affairs.

@nikokadiKE @mavella_ Back in 2015, a 80 old woman in Nyeri divorced her 82year his after winning 300k. In short i am saying women always leave when an opportunity arises

The only way you can attain a successful relationship is by first of all dating a woman who is not into social media msee ako low key. Hawa wa tiktok lazima mtakosana, kwanza akipata attention huko niivo.

@ntvkenya @ruga_eval This is the dumbest thing i have heard , why complain instead of moving? If you feel the rent is high you are clearly living beyond your means.

Wakazi wa Utawala walalamikia ada za juu za nyumba katika mtaa wa Astrol, Nairobi. Nyumba ya '1 bedroom' inatozwa Shilingi wastani 40,000 kwa mwezi. "Huku tunalipishwa hadi kuona ndege..." #NTVMashinani @ruga_eval