The Dreaming Captain

The Ol Kalou fever has reached Maasailand!! 🔥 A politician’s helicopter came to campaign. The Maasai stood beneath it and said NO build roads, don’t fly over our suffering!! The chopper turned back. It never landed. The fever is spreading😅

RT @SeeRacists: 🚨 A woman violently slaps her young child in public, then casually walks away like it’s normal. This is what generational…

Hell naw.. someone said, “Nah push him back down....mine walked at 9 months and he hyper AF!!!” Hell naw 😂😂

This is how I will disappoint all my enemies expecting me to fail

@omwambaKE Translation: Granma (Grabs mic): I've come from far, Chebilat. I have come to tell Governor Isaac(Ruto) pole, because we are your votes. We have followed you here Isaac, inasmuch as we keep being pushed/shoved about here, we are here to offer our condolences. cont 👇🏾

@omwambaKE huyu is a respected person in South rift majorly kericho and bomet hatambui mambo na protocol na watu humskiza vizuri and amesomesha watoto wake usimwone hivo

Mama hatambui protocol 😂

In business, trust compounds just like money. Earn it consistently, and the returns become extraordinary.

I've seen a lot of things before, but I've never seen somebody give an ostrich a WHOOPIN'. 😂 The way he grabbed that bird like it owed him money... I AM DEAD. 💀

This was yesterday in Muranga,we celebrated Gachagua big win in Olkalao. Huku tunajua tuu DCP party,Wewe Ndindi Nyoro kaa na hiyo chama yako.

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A section of Luhyas have refused the installation of a Kalenjin VC sighting that kasongo is installing his tribesmen everywhere so that they can loot. They say that they are borrowing a lead from what Sudi & Mandago did to Prof. Ayiro. They say that Bure & Kabisa are just mute on these happenings. It’s coming back to bite the tribalists Yamune.

I am told even Samuel Muchina's brother campaigned against him and he voted for Sammy. Haha.

Ruto anaonanga story za being sent to prison anadhani ni jokes. Tukieza kua na a young president ndo aneza jua hajui. Kwanza mimi siezi mueka, kamiti direct.

Most lecturers in Kenyan universities don’t understand what they are teaching. If it were not for Indian YouTubers, some of us would never graduate.

A dangerous man does not rush to expose people. He lets time do it. A mask gets heavy. A lie needs maintenance. A hidden motive leaks through repetition. Character is patient. It reveals itself when performance gets tired.

Man with Parkinson’s disease tries marijuana for the first time.

Ruto is So Predictable, He Will Reshuffle Cabinet, Give Ukambani a Few Slots,Remove Mt Kenya then Get on His Sunroof off To Kitui to beat Chest How He is Working for The Kambas and why they should Vote for Him,This Motherfvcker Ni Shetani Kabisaa.

This is what ‘winning in life’ looks like