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Why is it that I have never heard anyone bring up how dogs naturally smell like Doritos? Is that why Doritos are so popular?

@ChristyLaMonde @nosoup4knowles lol they are so dumb your coworker is in the sheep party.

*discussion with coworker who is pro communism* Me: Have you read The Communist Manifesto? Coworker: No. Why would I? Me: So you know what communists stand for. Coworker: Well idk, it might be biased against communism. Is it written by a capitalist or a communist? Me: Coworker: Me: It's by Karl Marx. Coworker: Who's that? Me:

@megbasham At this point we need 1 new Marco Rubio meme a week

This is the best this meme is ever going to get, time to retire it!

@queenathenah I don’t have the sharpeners, my in laws got me my first knife for my birthday

@WanbergDylan they are a great company & also sell *incredible* sharpers

if you have sensory issues with raw meat, you really should be getting nitrile gloves. game changer.

@SongEternal @DLoesch I was dying about it

@DLoesch Yea idk why people are going nuclear over it. Despite a joke about Pearl harbor, she recovered pretty quickly.

Yep. It was a funny joke. People need to lighten up.

@FergusonVates @kabrutusdeid If a tree falls in a forest does it have a butt?

so this is their new tactics?

@FergusonVates @kabrutusdeid There is still a butt but it is a more clothed butt

@WanbergDylan @kabrutusdeid Nope, sorry, literally unplayable. Video games aren't fun without butts.

@acruelkitty @Cyrus_Nagisa @kabrutusdeid It is only like that because somehow degenerate perverted people got a law passed saying a person drawn like a child isn’t a child because it isn’t real.

@Cyrus_Nagisa @WanbergDylan @kabrutusdeid "I have no interest in fiction that is treated as if it was real by insane people" And here comes the retard, misrepresenting what I said while treating fiction like it was real. Good job, mentally ill retard, good job showing how fucking dumb you are.

@SongEternal The trick is letting your eye go out of focus

Okay that's a little weird haha. The illusion does work though, at least it did for me

@SongEternal This is the second time I have seen this and I just want to puke or punch the creator of the glue

"What if we made our path made of uncomfortably bumpy rocks and then locked them in place so they don't even have kinetically dispersive effects"

@BowtiedQueenBee If they weren’t dumb with the placement of the answers it would be easier to understand, they were lazy and just put it on top

My coworker sent me this picture of her daughter’s homework with this text- This type of long division makes no sense So they’re teaching some weird, new type of math that she can’t help her daughter with. I told her I’d help her homeschool. She might do it 😂

@DonnieDetroit19 I don’t follow both that often but it just sounds like a bad divorce happened

I don't normally do this, but this Trump hating loser, who really *is* paid to post (I'm not), has been annoying me for several years now with her support of establishment rinos and anti-Trump candidates. So if you have questions why Anna deleted all her substack articles criticizing President Trump and outlining why she couldn't vote for him, feel free to ask her to repost them! I'll still be here, supporting our President and calling out rinos. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@acruelkitty @kabrutusdeid You should reread Matthew 18 again

@WanbergDylan @kabrutusdeid Okay, lets try your logic elsewhere then. I don't need to see a church or a cross anywhere. I have a beautiful cross at home. The joys of having a cross at home that I can pray to whenever means I don't have to go to the church, so nobody else can go to the church.

@ChristyLaMonde @NinTendo832140 @kabrutusdeid Yup I just muted him.

@WanbergDylan @NinTendo832140 @kabrutusdeid It's so bad he doesn't even know how to talk to a real woman

@Rabbyru_ @NinTendo832140 @kabrutusdeid I pity that you think that way. A digital woman will never meet your needs. As a guy that was there I know what it’s like and you can escape the poison of lying to yourself that the anime babes will meet your needs.

@WanbergDylan @NinTendo832140 @kabrutusdeid Tell your lovely wife she will never be as good looking as our sweet anime babes. She is lucky to find a man who is willing to put up with her drama and rage fits on a monthly. The rest of us will keep enjoying our digital fun, thanks.

@ChristyLaMonde @NinTendo832140 @kabrutusdeid Fact check true

@NinTendo832140 @WanbergDylan @kabrutusdeid x.com/i/status/20343…

@favoga_ Yup, I’m replaying it now and it’s still fun

当時リアルタイムでプレイしてた人に聞きたい。FFⅦって発売当初からすげぇぇてなってたの？

@NinTendo832140 @kabrutusdeid “Anime babes” are not real I truly hope you find a real woman that loves you

@WanbergDylan @kabrutusdeid No one cares abotu your fat wife, we are talking about hot anime babes here

@shoesonplease Thank you, I am doing the same

I'm going to vote for the Republican nominee. I'll help and support whoever that is. Could say something good about all of them except Perry. I'lll still vote for him regardless if he somehow wins but put my efforts and time elsewhere.