*WANGUI*❤️

Next year I'm having that degree 😊. I'll move from a primary school teacher 1(P1) to a JSS or SSS. Nitakuwa mwalimu akona degree 🥹❤️

The day you tell your girlfriend you're not getting money like before is the day she becomes invisible.

Birthday girl

Teachers on practice walichukua lessons zangu zote buana mimi naenda tu shule kukunywa chai. So doleful.

Al Jazeera is reporting that Safaricom is working with the government to conduct surveillance on Kenyans. The government knows everything about its critics, where they are traveling, and their plans. Kipchumba Murkomen once said that the government knows where politicians are and who they slept with.

Unakuwa mheshimiwa through mtombero. Hii Kenya ikona visanga

Gen Z wako na mambo 😂 tumeenda na uyu kubuy kiwi akabuy the smallest one na issue si pesa ,,," nitawacha iyo kazi before iishe ata 😂".

Courtesy of @leyolray, she’s offering to buy these 10pcs for either two of you or one lucky person! Only catch: you can't be too far from Donholm 😅 #Chapatimistress 🇰🇪

The kenyatta dynasty moves different buana these guys are in government and in the opposition at the same time.

If the government wants extra income let them deduct from the executives budget. Kenyans are tired.

You're a man. Never let excitement make you announce things prematurely. Stay low-key and move silently until you're sure.

There is a 31 year old lady on TikTok who turned into a 102 year old shosh after sleeping with a mzungu😂

Twitter huanza kubamba apo 9:30 unemployed wakiamka😂😂💔

Nilidhania nimeona kila kitu until tukafika hapo kimbo dereva wa matatu akapea traffic police mia mbili na akasimama kupewa change. I was so confused

Na mtafute pesa sasa. This should be the last generation of parents that burdens its children with its failures. Ati kusomesha mtoto ndio akuje atutoe kwa shida. Bwana your work cannot just be giving birth like a rat and transfering your parental obligations to your offsprings

Letting your wife drive the latest luxury vehicle wewe uking'ang'ana na Toyota Hilux double cab>>>

Unemployed huwa tunajifanya tunataka kazi lakini deep down hatutaki juu tunajua itaharibu starehe 😂

Nimeenda kupitia entrance ya private firm apo kwa metal detectors zikabeep, wakanisearch, sina gun,tumeshtuka alafu nikakumbuka kumbe my shirt was ironed.

I love east Africa and east africans so much. Thats literally familia😭❤️

“This Eid doesn’t feel like Eid” You and who?. Im looking forward to it ☺️

There is NO safe level of alcohol. Not even "moderate" drinking. The healthiest amount is ZERO.🕹️