Wardy Joubert III

@holly_sonders I wish there were more golf sluts when we were growing up…right @mikehyland21 @RuskTracker @00Dues

Does anything make you hornier than hitting the center of the clubface??

@PGATUOR @TigerWoods @WMPhoenixOpen You’re fucked up!

In honor of his birthday, let’s look back at 19 year-old @TigerWoods' electric hole-in-one on the 234 yard par 3 at the 1997 @WMPhoenixOpen. 🔥

@LIVGolfLatest Does anyone have the ability to project LIV players w reasonable world ranking points? Use the DPTour final a couple weeks ago as the points template and layer in actual LIV results for the year?!?

@dirkwinterbach @LIVGolfLatest Will it? Do you know the math? Truly curious.

@LIVGolfLatest His divisor will be positive for him in coming months he will play majors and score that as free points as it won't take his devisor up. Top 10 in 3 majors will bring him back to top 10

@maltoninc @PGATUOR

@PGATUOR Very poor taste PGA tour.

BREAKING: The United States attempted to trade Patrick Reed for Brittney Griner, but Russia declined the offer not wanting him either.

@PGATUOR Yeah…or he could do his best to help the kid live a normal life in spite of the odds. Wonder if Tiger is legally allowed to drive the kid around in a car!?!

This Tiger / Charlie quote is awesome

@aronpricepga @OWGRltd Are tournament specific points determined in advance, and based on recent history? Or are they figured out week of considering who is playing?

For those of you who don’t think the @OWGRltd are now a joke…. Cameron Smith won 10 points for winning the Australian PGA last night/today….. every single week the winner on the Korn Ferry Tour gets…… 14 points. The waiting system seems out of whack on high ranked players

@Top100Rick Is that the Turkey from the 19th hole in North Hills Pa? Looks familiar…@RuskTracker @LPikeRights

4 hours in the smoker. Thanksgiving Turkey done right.

@SeanSeese @RuskJon You’re playing with all your friends and Rusk thinks it’s Cheerleaders…

@OptimisCynic @TheDemocratDrew @Freedomautospa @tribelaw Really Rob? How about checking anyones ID to see if they are who they say? How bout checking any of the mail in ballots for any verification? How bout showing each voter who their vote was recorded for? Out of curiosity, could you name a single “cross-check” that you witnessed?

@TheDemocratDrew @Freedomautospa @tribelaw As a poll worker in Pennsylvania, I can attest to the integrity -- many checks and cross-checks to assure an honest process at the polls.

Trump on the 9-0 ruling that Congress gets his tax returns: "The Supreme Court has lost its honor, prestige, and standing, & has become nothing more than a political body, with our Country paying the price. They refused to even look at the Election Hoax of 2020. Shame on them!"🫣

@GAofPhilly @cwithington22 Uhh…are you sure? You might need to turn your phone sideways to see it all. @RuskTracker @00Dues @TeesdaleTracker @RuskJon @mikehyland21

We love bird(ies)! 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃 While you're enjoying Thanksgiving meals tomorrow, reply to this post with a photo of your feast for a chance to win a limited-edition numbered GAP poster drawn by the one and only @cwithington22. Enjoy the family and food, friends.

@PGATUOR And probably an 8 times bigger tool. Just ask @mikehyland21 @RuskTracker @00Dues

Studies show that if your Twitter profile picture is of you golfing, you’re 8 strokes better than the average golfer.

@RobbieBarstool Don’t share an Uber with him

@RobbieBarstool 50/50 he’s a serial killer

I’m on a plane about to take off right now, sitting in the window seat. There’s a guy right next to me in the middle seat and NOBODY in the aisle seat in our row, and this guy is staying put in the middle seat! Am I crazy or is that crazy?

@libbynyc @NotHoodlum Is there a single example of a company’s financial performance improving after they cancel a perceived right wing organization?

@NotHoodlum Elon’s about to find out that the only thing more powerful than a billionaire are advertisers who control multimillion dollar ad budgets. And as an ex-ad exec, I find this all hilarious.

General Mills, CVS, United Airlines, GM, Audi, Mazda, Porsche, VW, American Express, Coca-Cola, Johnson & Johnson, Levi Strauss, Spotify, Ford, Dyson, Forbes, DIRECTV, Nintendo, Unilever, and PBS have all suspended ads on Twitter.

@baldjoe @Temple_MGolf @BQGolfAcademy Where is it this year?

Makes zero sense for @Temple_MGolf to not participate. Hey @BQGolfAcademy get the Temple boys involved. Take pride in Philly golf!

@Make_putt They look thrilled

Michael Brown at the second annual Brandon Matthews NEPA Invitational at the Country Club of Scranton teaching Scranton area high schoolers about the Makefield V-S! #makefieldputters #makefieldputter #makefield #makeputt #golf #golfswing #golflife #golflove #golfer

@LPikeRights The Cricket porch feels like that awkward Labor Day party at your wife’s sorority sisters house. The only people having fun are the drunk douche bags in the corner talking about keg stands in 2004.

The porches at Merion and Cricket are sisters. It just so happens to be that Merion is way better looking…but we all know the uglier ones are more fun. 🦗> 🦚

@LuLuCountryClub @dyndagolf @DennisPoiesz @hllr6 @RuskJon Question of the day, was it an early start or a late finish for Dynda when he took that picture?

Beautiful start to enough great golf day! Pic credit 📸#LuLuCC1912 teaching Professional @dyndagolf #Golf #DonaldRoss #WhyWeLoveThisGame @DennisPoiesz @hllr6 @RuskJon

@TeesdaleTracker @PA_Golf @CCScranton Whoa…holy crap Batman. What did you just say?

RECAP: Andy Butler shoots scorching 65, leads 29th PA Middle-Amateur at @CCscranton by four shots. pagolf.org/detail.asp?id=…