Adamuck Skorpopskas
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This woman has a set of rules for ALL of the men in her life.
This includes not driving to meet a man and not paying for anything, ever.
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Oprah musta ate big moose off the BONE
HELLO! Canada@HelloCanada
Gayle King shared a relatable behind the scenes moment from Paris Fashion Week 😆 On her way to the 'Chloé' show, Gayle lay down in the car to zip up her pants that were a tad too tight, Oprah giggling next to her. "Getting in the pants wasn’t so easy but I’m told they “stretch” when you wear them! Sure hope that’s true cause I really like them," the TV personality, 71, wrote. 📽️ : #GayleKing #Oprah
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i have been peeing so much lately. need to get my prostate checked
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An increasing amount of women are claiming men today aren’t approaching them in public or in social settings. Now they say they are forced to be single. Thoughts? 👀🤔
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I’d say the Philadelphia Eagles were as bad last night as the last MSSP ep 🍋🎉
shawn gardini@shwangardini
I'm havin seasonal depression. Yea .. football season
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making a protein shake with ballerina farms protein with my mom
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The average couple. Just both mediocre looking, nothing about their entire existences being noteworthy.
They work a boring 9-5, drive run of the mill sedans and spend their weekends watching TV. They’ll have 2 kids, a boy & a girl - who will carry on this unremarkable cycle.
josh@boixfr
one month down. many, many more to go :))))
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@Delicious_Tacos YES I TOTALLY AGREE! Very frustrating to see all the supposed smart people being fooled.
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i only date guys over 40 so i never have to worry about them having snapchat. only dislocated hips, GERD, and the death of their parents
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How many abortions have you had, @_charlotteperez? Fat girls always raw dog, either as an apology or because black guys don’t ask first. The word in Arizona is hundreds have captured your castle. I’m just wondering about the kind of people judging their peers for jokes this week.
MILO@Nero
Only in Arizona could this Oompa Loompa body ass bitch sleep with over 500 men and also be in charge of the Young Republicans, which Charlotte Pérez here used to be until sanity prevailed
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ICE literally took my fence. i’m not joking lol
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@CrackAmicoRAP You ditched the homies and are now gay. Nothing you can do change this.
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And all this time I thought black people were afraid of chainsaws
⛧@wydbanx
Quavo put a chainsaw attachment on his new gold assault rifle 😳
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