John Warren-Piper

@PoliticsPollss @ptartan Andy, many employers in your area are members of GroceryAid. Can you use your influence to increase awareness of GroceryAid among pensioners who previously worked in the Grocery Trade. Maybe your followers will ensure their parents/grandparents know of GroceryAid too. Thanks

Were there any benefits to leaving the European Union? #Brexit

@ptartan Dream on, Pedro. #wengerIn please!

@BrookesMj stunning result, Malcolm! Have a great trip.

@BrookesMj the flies must be from Mr Clegg's rotting body nearby

@ptartan keep calm, Pete! Don't let your mouth run away with you at work, pls!

@BrookesMj that's a relief! When are we playing golf?

@calum326 when are you home, buttmugget?

@BrookesMj good luck, Malcolm, in the race..make sure you have one ear on the Ryder!

My mom has been smoking for 22 years. So my sister wrote up an agreement. If I can get 10000 retweets, she will stop

@BrookesMj yeah, it was painful. Did 40miles on bike the day b4. Murray's finished!!!

@BrookesMj I did something like that in Chicago this morning...only 5 miles...horrible. Footie on in 45mins.

@BrookesMj I hope there's no TV in Iceland...jeez that was awful.

@BrookesMj you're not fooling anyone, Malcolm, I remember you on Studland Beach.

Just as I'm heading for home the sun makes a brief appearance... Sod it.

Last 20yds of Coast to Coast, then a beer in Wainwright's bar...yipee!!

@CliftonBridge aye you're right but Cumberland Sausage & Jennings beer at £2 a pint ain't bad!

@CliftonBridge I tell you, Keith, this walk is a stroll compared to the SW Coast. #EasyMcPeasy

In the middle of nowhere but you find the Victorians have been here b4 you. Disused Smardale Gill viaduct. Amazing!

Day 8 of C2C walk..nearly halfway. Absolutely beautiful country even if the weather indifferent. View to Grasmere.

@GarsideAlex hi Sis, yes all's good thanks. Not been tweeting as no mob sig until today! Xxx