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@MovieTimePicks @PopCrave You are African

@PopCrave Meryl really hit the nail on the head. Stanley Tucci manages to be a 'man’s man' without any of the performative rigidity

Meryl Streep says Stanley Tucci has “an elegance to his heterosexuality”: “Stanley has an elegance to his heterosexuality, his undeniable heterosexuality, which is formidable. Not that heterosexuality is better than any other kind of sexuality, it's just that elegance - real, unforced, natural, unstyled elegance - is sometimes harder for straight men. I’m not looking at anybody here or intending any slight, but I'm just saying.”

@ThrowedBoyPrez @HubertObungus You won’t do shit to anyone beaner

@Warrenlegsock @HubertObungus I’d be cool with whooping his ass but I’ll settle for the next mf who says some shit like this around me. Been there done that and no problem doing it again pussy

@ThrowedBoyPrez @HubertObungus Oh no not mean words! I want to murder people that say words i don’t like!

@HubertObungus All you gay guys acting like him being racist isn’t a problem, might be the case for yall.. but I personally feel like all loser racists are better off not here, wasting space and spreading hatred. Fuck that guy.

@98minutesalone @WonderbreadMMA You’re both retards

@WonderbreadMMA 'Jack still MUCH better in EVERY area of MMA'. Well, i think boxe isn't part of MMA anymore 😞😞.

My heart is broken but props to Prates. Insanely entertaining fighter. Will be cool to see him fight for a title.

@Pezzles1 @artisanalrape @happywife1977 @iky_fwjett Greetings from tel aviv 🇮🇱

@artisanalrape @happywife1977 @iky_fwjett You wouldn't love the children anymore because of their mother's lies? You wouldn't feel bad abandoning them and leaving them in pain and confused and probably with mental health issues for the rest of their lives?

My friend said she knew someone who needed a "bulldog" divorce attorney. Husband was trying to leave her high and dry with 3 kids for another woman. Now, it's rare that someone needs a bulldog for just child support in a divorce, so my radar is on. Anyway, took the case. OP says he'll pay our requested child support plus expenses after a quick mediation, he just wanted a DNA test on the kids. I ask my client if that's a problem and she says of course not. Y'all. The man is NO ONE'S father.

vine al parque con mi novio y esta hace treinta minutos mirando fijamente a un grupo de nenes que estan peloteando esperando que se les vaya la pelota para poder pasárselas todos los hombres son asi?

“Oh word?” And the fist bump is killing me

@qtnaiya @Big_Dad89 @dustbnuy Woman moment

@Big_Dad89 @dustbnuy absolutely not for a hookup, i’d only have sex within a relationship, i just don’t see why i should restrict myself from meeting new individuals without long term promises or commitments

what do people who select short term relationship on hinge actually want? do you date for like three months and then go “okay free trial’s over bye” or what

@GONZMOZ @shell_lazy @shoe0nhead You’re a retard

@shell_lazy @shoe0nhead Shoe on head explodes if she doesn't defend the biggest loser incels on the planet at least once a month.

shoe0nhead triggering Hasan Piker be like x.com/shoe0nhead/sta…

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@MitchMossRadio @BellmChris @RealGadge @meatmansoccer @YouTubeTV @SIRIUSXM @iHeartRadio @tunein Can you guys upload to podcasts earlier? The games are already started when they’re uploaded

Super terrific happy show from 4-7pm ET: 4:30 @BellmChris most ⚾️ wins in May 5:15 @RealGadge 🏒 futures and #kentuckyderby 6:00 @meatmansoccer insane scenarios in ⚽️ 📺 @YouTubeTV 📡 @SIRIUSXM 158 @iHeartRadio @tunein

@zehra_m56 @soldtinator @Sxnt1_Sxndxval Autism

@soldtinator @Sxnt1_Sxndxval Let him pay? We women aren’t commodities for men, if they want us in their lives they need to take care of us, dummy. A man who doesn’t provide for his family is worse than an unbeliever. You’re right, let the soyboys, emasculated & cucked out men to run from me 😎

Acabo de cancelar mi boda, a solo dos semanas del evento, porque revisé el celular de mi prometida y descubrí que tiene una cuenta de ahorros secreta con más de $50,000 USD de la que nunca me habló. Llevamos tres años viviendo juntos y durante todo ese tiempo yo he pagado el 80% de los gastos, incluyendo la renta, las cenas y hasta sus vacaciones, bajo la premisa de que ella "apenas llegaba a fin de mes" con su sueldo. Incluso me endeudé con un préstamo personal para pagar la mitad de la fiesta de la boda que ella tanto quería, mientras ella decía que no podía aportar más porque estaba "en cero". Cuando la confronté, no me pidió perdón; me gritó que yo era un acosador por invadir su privacidad y que ese dinero es su "fondo de emergencia por si las cosas salen mal", algo que su madre le aconsejó tener siempre en secreto. Mis amigos dicen que exageré, que al final es su dinero y que no hubo una infidelidad física, así que no debería tirar tres años a la basura. Yo siento que viví con una estafadora que me dejó cargar con todo el peso financiero mientras ella acumulaba una fortuna a mis espaldas. Ella dice que si la amara, su cuenta bancaria no me importaría. Yo digo que la confianza se rompió para siempre. ¿Ustedes qué harían? ¿Es válido tener secretos financieros así en una relación o es una traición total? Los leo.

@Mintloins Average shit smelling Indian

Same reason why you could lead a respectful life but instead chose to shit on twitter like a pathetic loser

Being best friends is something I cherish in my heart, but I've got something nice to show you 😂

@MrCamerahead @Lvdpa1 @SimpPolice911 You’re literally retarded

@Lvdpa1 @SimpPolice911 I work for billionaires and do boudoir photography. Get fucked dude

Man finds out his wife used to do OF. Is this a valid reason to get a divorce?

@hvdm1987 @VanhaomenaXD @Renvithorn @RexhaRexhaRexha You have no idea what you’re talking about eh

@VanhaomenaXD @Renvithorn @RexhaRexhaRexha Yes the amount of calories are the same. The effect they have on your body is different.

Asmongold reveals his bizarre diet 🤯 "Well, I wake up and usually have breakfast, then I eat beef jerky. During my stream, I usually eat more beef jerky. After my stream, I eat candy and beef jerky. Then after that, I have Chipotle. Then after that, I have ice cream." "I was eating so much Chipotle, and it has 80% of the sodium you're supposed to have in just one bowl. So I got my blood pressure taken, and it said my high score was 193." "So now I only eat Chipotle four times a week, it used to be six." "Then I have ice cream at the end, and after I eat ice cream, I eat chocolate. Then I fall asleep on my floor watching anime."

Baton Rouge Police arrested the plug and responded to his clients’ calls 🤣🤣

Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.” She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.

@FayeH321 @shoe0nhead @RachelReneeRee1 Jew

@shoe0nhead @RachelReneeRee1 Shut up, you brainless bigoted whore.

My 18yr old making her debut on my Substack today about her disappointment with Cooper changing, not standing up to her friend, and forgetting her original GenZ base. 🔗: shorturl.at/63afn

@mariabatenda @DailyLoud Retarded as fuck ^

@DailyLoud She was just texting them, not really sleeping with them all

Man went through his girlfriend of five years' phone and found out she was texting 22 different guys every day while living with him x.com/LASHYBILLS/sta…