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Happy birthday @gcaweir , and safe travels wherever your road leads these days.

April 5th is Gold Star Spouses Day, honoring spouses who have lost their significant others in the line of duty. We admire you strength and courage, and your sacrifice will never be forgotten!

@jenmsft happy birthday Jennifer!

@Freemobile savez-vous ce qui se passe en Sud Ardèche ? Fortes perturbations 4g et 5g depuis ce matin.

@BrandonLive Thank you for everything you did Brandon.

Good night sweet prince 😢

.@MSEdgeDev Beta crashing randomly since last update. Many different sites. Completely random, apparently. Feedback posted.

@JenMsft Yeah, I hate it when my prints get all fuzzy.

When your printer is running out of ink

You smell like Tobey 😼 #hi_im_Tobey #tsatsikiretsinaperhammar @ Saint-Remèze instagram.com/p/CnMMlsUNMPl/…

This is gold

@JezCorden wait, was that before or after the year of linux on the desktop?

Remember when we all quit Twitter for Mastodon? Feels like so long ago!

I’ve watched this a billion times and I still don’t get it

@MichaelRoth42 The #WindowsUglySweater party is never late. Nor is it ever early. It arrives exactly when it means to.

@hakluke or "they would need physical access"

@hakluke "a local account will do"

Write a security professional's nightmare in 5 words or less. 👇

@mentorafrika ugh, given my fear of dentists even if they are *not* pulling all my teeth, this is going to involve massive amounts of raki.

@WatashiFR We go to Istanbul, pull out all our teeth, get great party favors, and have implants. Problem solved.

Can someone direct me to the place where dongles & wireless mouse receivers frolic or take their coffee breaks? The wireless receiver for my mouse has left the companionship of its counterpart. 💀💀💀

@mentorafrika oh and is blue tooth considered a preexisting condition?

@mentorafrika does "Chief Mouse Officer" come with a decent dental?