Watford Status

He just uploaded his resume now make him type everything in again manually

LinkedIn employees will be using LinkedIn to find a job and realize the abomination they have created.

@0x4417 He is not making £20k pm

every "13yo making $20k/month" post is a stress test on your filter. if you read it and feel inspired - you're consumer. if you read it and feel threatened - you're operator. if you read it and start counting backwards - you're closer. what actually happened isn't a kid story. it's three curves bending at once: curve 1 - capability floor. the same model that cost $20/m token in 2023 now ships at 10x quality for $2. the floor on "what one person can build" dropped 90% in 24 months. most of your feed hasn't priced this in. curve 2 - distribution physics. x algo now prices contrast above expertise. 13yo + £20k + ai = contrast spike = 5m impressions for free. no ad spend can replicate what one well-framed phone clip does. curve 3 - credibility decay. 2019 you needed a brand. 2025 you need a screenshot. the old credentialing system died, nobody held a funeral, and most of your network is still wearing the suit. three curves. one teenager. £20k/month. the post is going viral not because the kid is special. it's going viral because half the audience just realized their resume is a depreciating asset. bookmark this for the next time someone pitches you an 18-month roadmap. decode reality. trade the lag.

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

scary rumours circulating rn

@LeftNatLeft STFU

KEIR STARMER: - IMMIGRATION PLUMMETING BY OVER 70% - PORN BASICALLY BANNED - MASSIVE DEFENCE INCREASE - LABOUR COMMIES PURGED - FASTEST GROWING EU G7 ECONOMY - THOUSANDS IN FREE CHILDCARE - RENTER & WORKER RIGHTS ACTS - WAGES UP, BORROWING DOWN - NEW RESERVOIRS & NUCLEAR PLANTS

@alecsandrull Guide

3.4% conversion rate on a product page I built in 58 seconds. the average Shopify product page converts at 1.4%. I didn't write a single word of copy. I didn't touch Canva. I didn't brief anyone. → grabbed a trending product from Tiktok → pasted the AliExpress link into PagePilot → AI pulled every image, wrote the headline, structured the benefits above the fold, added comparison tables and review sections → hit "import to Shopify" - page live on my store in one click → launched ads using the creatives generated from the same tool 58 seconds from link to live page. first sale came in 4 hours later. here's why AI pages convert better than most hand-built ones: the AI follows conversion data. → objections addressed in the right order → benefit stack before specs → social proof placed where drop-off typically happens your designer optimizes for "aesthetics". PagePilot optimizes for what makes people click "add to cart." Comment "GUIDE" and I'll DM you my full 2-hour YouTube guide on how to build ecom pages using AI dropshipping step by step. (must be following so I can DM you).

@CorneliusG14926 @testosteroneHAV Yeah and rank the talent leaving the country to what’s inbound 👌

@testosteroneHAV Starmer waffen must survive

Guys starmer is about to go on a generational run, i can feel it hes got nothing to lose

@Bober_smart You need verified details to be on onlyfans lol

A 44-year-old gas station attendant from Texas created an AI girl and set up profiles for her on OnlyFans and Fanvue. > Monthly income: over $16,550 > Earned $3,489 in the first week > 50–100 paid subscriptions per day Costs: $200 per month for Claude Set it up once and collect profit every day. Meanwhile, almost no one has read his article.

@Bober_smart No it’s not that simple.

A 19-year-old student earned $8,540 in 1 month from dropshipping with a budget of only $100 $20 -> Claude $1 -> Shopify (first 3 months) $79 -> Meta Ads (traffic) > Claude creates the store and product page on Shopify > The customer pays $40 > Claude, via AutoDS, instantly buys the same product in China for $10 using the customer's money > Profit -> $30 Claude searches for a product with a 4x margin that is currently viral → fast landing page → ad launch → scaling Fully autonomous

@slash1sol Oh fuck off

a 23-year-old in Chicago pulled $487,290 last month from Polymarket and Hyperliquid and he doesn't trade. he doesn't watch charts. he doesn't size positions. he doesn't even check PnL. [gabagool22] calls it his "High-frequency trading farm". seven phones face-up on a desk in lincoln park. each logged into a different polymarket account. a mac mini running an agent he wrote in claude code in 4 weekends. the agent monitors 80+ markets across Hyperliquid perps and Polymarket events. hunts mispriced probability. sizes the bet. submits on whichever phone has free margin. average hold: 14 minutes. average win rate: 71.4%. @gabagool22?r=newtrade#mSMmETv" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@gabagool22?r=… 24/7/365. last night while he slept it closed 1,247 trades. trajectory: February $194K -> March $389K -> April $487,290 -> May already on pace for $784K. we're 10 days in. he doesn't watch the screens. they're decoration. the only thing he checks daily is the USDC withdrawal queue out of Polymarket into the Hyperliquid vault. this morning he opened the curtains, looked into the camera, and said: "I just woke up. hundreds of trades overnight. high-frequency farm right here - Hyperliquid, Polymarket, 24/7/365. I'm asleep, it's trading. are you waking up to trade? I'm headed to the beach". then he closed the door. asleep. trading. awake. beach. save it.

@sammgrowth Dog

this ad is 100% ai 9 minutes to make. $0.68 in compute. no creator. no studio. no shoot day. every ai ugc operator is making the same matcha and protein ads dog brands. pet supplements. niche skincare. golf gear. 90% of the dtc catalog is wide open one ai creator can shoot for any brand in any niche. never gets sick. never asks for residuals dtc brands on @affiliatenw are paying $2-3 per 1k views and barely anyone is shipping outside the same 3 saturated categories the example above is a dog brand. the stack runs anything drop "dog" and ill dm you the full stack (must follow so i can dm)

>40% mortality rate

@Matthardy_BR This aint the flex you were aiming for. Just come out as a melt.

Conservatives out canvassing in Hillingdon 💪💪😂😂 This lad looked lost when confronted with some facts, Adam huddle cowley ward candidate 👍

$GME