WayBelowPar

@going_concern I can't believe Kunal Ghatak thinks outsourcing every job to India is a good idea.

OMG we've exported fuckboi haircuts to India 😲

@going_concern Does the American Institute of Certified Public Accountants ever do anything to fight H-1B or offshoring…said another way, fight things that erode value of the CPA credential for Americans?

In a Final Rule, Dept of Education Is Unswayed By the AICPA’s Strongly Worded Letters About the Meaning of Words goingconcern.com/in-a-final-rul…

@DrReclaimerTX This is the picture he selected to post…the one where his eyes are closed. They’re not sending their best.

@DrReclaimerTX Babu is running for Frisco ISD school board. Everyone looks exactly the same in these pictures. Zero assimilation.

@homegymcoop Do you know how much these weigh? Is it something that you can throw in the gym bag on leg day?

This new squat wedge is the first to feature magnets so it can attach to machines. It’s also adjustable in height from 10° to 20°.

@AnthropicAI Just did it again

Just tried @AnthropicAI for the first time. Claude hallucinated a kombucha recipe, sounded expert doing it, then wrote this apology admitting it was all made up.

@SullyCNBC @PowerLunch Yesterday, I played a drinking game where I took a shot everytime you said "I want to be clear" on your show. I ended up having to get my stomach pumped.

Market keeps ripping. Look at these SP500 stocks up 10% or more since Monday. Full rundown, lowdown and SpaceX IPO countdowns live on @PowerLunch in a few minutes. 🚀

@LizAnnSonders (Past performance is no guarantee of future results)

NASDAQ enters correction territory…down 10.6% from its October 29 high (Past performance is no guarantee of future results)

@CharlesSchwab @bulltrading_55 What were the issues yesterday? What happened? Why aren’t you being transparent?

@bulltrading_55 Hello!  We have ensured that yesterday’s intermittent issues have been addressed.  Please send us a DM at your earliest convenience for further help with your log-in issues. twitter.com/messages/compo…

I’m still having issues with @CharlesSchwab today. The app on my phone won’t open. Anyone else? #schwab

@SchwabNetwork @AlexCoffeyCS Can you break down what happened with @CharlesSchwab’s website and app yesterday? x.com/waybelowpar/st…

.@AlexCoffeyCS breaks down swings in crude oil prices that are expected to bleed into inflation expectations, central bank pricing, and overall risk appetite. He also explains the volatility in gold and silver, as well as Meta Platforms (META) and Google parent Alphabet (GOOGL) being found liable in a landmark social media addiction trial, which both companies plan to appeal. For more market news, tune in at: SchwabNetwork.com/?CID=SM:Twitte…

@CharlesSchwab @tymerzofficial Why is there no transparency about what the @CharlesSchwab failure was yesterday? Why don't you understand that people need to be able to trust their broker? What was the cause? How are you making sure this doesn't happen again in the future?

@tymerzofficial We understand the concern, and have ensured that yesterday’s intermittent issues have been addressed. Service should now be fully available. For any trade specific inquiries, our team is available at 800 435 4000 for a more in-depth conversation.

@CharlesSchwab This is unacceptable

@LaziestofDans @CharlesSchwab 😞x.com/PunishedZero7/…

Messages you don’t want to get from your broker. @CharlesSchwab

@KevRGordon @business *ME: @CharlesSchwab NEEDS TO FIX THEIR WEBSITE & APP

*MIRAN: THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE TO GET TO NEUTRAL RATE THIS YEAR via @business

@LizAnnSonders @RichmondFed Speaking of skills gaps, why is the @CharlesSchwab website and app still down?

Skills gap remains a much bigger issue for manufacturing (blue) vs. services (orange) per ⁦@RichmondFed⁩

@CharlesSchwab The app & website has been down for hours. Unacceptable

@CharlesSchwab One small cash account experienced some interesting things. A few days back my account could buy and sell options back and forth without limit when the total buying was under the account holding. After a few days, such trading was not available. Please explain!

@SchwabNetwork @DianeKingHall When are you going to fix your website & app? It's been down all day.

The housing vibe is turning sour as mortgage demand takes another hit. @DianeKingHall breaks down the spike in rates, falling mortgage applications and refinancing demand that’s quickly fading. For more market news, tune in at: SchwabNetwork.com/?CID=SM:Twitte…

@KevRGordon Can someone fix the @CharlesSchwab website & app?

*POSTAL SERVICE TO IMPOSE FUEL SURCHARGE ON PACKAGES: WSJ

@LizAnnSonders @ScottWapnerCNBC @CNBCClosingBell Can someone fix the @CharlesSchwab website?

Looking forward to joining @ScottWapnerCNBC for @CNBCClosingBell around 3pm ET this afternoon