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A new feature from GROK 😕 Standard Grok Imagine = a generator. You write a prompt → it creates an image/video → then you edit it yourself. ⭐️ Grok Imagine Agent = workspace + agent. You give it a task → it plans, generates, edits and moves objects on the canvas itself, and can iteratively assemble a scene or video. I gave it a task as an example, asking it to come up with different scooter designs in different locations; of course, I meant to customise a Honda ADV 160, but it suggested its own options. Take a look at the quality. What I liked most was how it made a video where my updated ADV is riding through the streets of Tokyo

Historians: “We want to understand how ancient Greek hoplites actually fought in the phalanx.” The French: “Cool. We’ll round up 200 reenactors, give them shields and spears, and test the othismos push in real life.” Twitter: “Weak. We need a trillion dollars, a giant dome in the Peloponnese, 1,000 babies, isolated mini-poleis, and a full reset to 5th century BC technology.” Welcome to Project Othismos 😄 The whole thing started as a savage shitpost by @bvrakvs, who sarcastically proposed building a completely isolated ancient Greek world just to finally see how hoplite battles really worked. @pmarca saw it, loved the joke so much he tagged Elon Musk basically saying: “Elon… this one’s gonna need your trillion dollars.” CA 2dgvsYxpvqSTmZLc8CanUpXs4XenspYtvfTpyaUXpump $Othismos

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So here’s the story: a certain $Henry Martinez posted on X using the name Cole Allen (the shooter at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner) $ack in 2023, three years before the incident. This account was also linked to NASA in 2014. A tweet by @vxunderground (432K followers) sharing this story received 196 likes and went viral Gave call in my TG @Wayan_Onchain trojan.com/terminal?token…

LASTMAN is the second iteration of a narrative that has already proven its worth. Nietzsche, as a crypto meme, has been validated to the tune of over $160 million. LASTMAN embraces the same philosophical aesthetic, but approaches it from a darker, more self-deprecating angle. trojan.com/terminal?token… $LASTMAN

0xCec8314Cf4d448Fbd3525696af045F13CcEa7444 Here is an interesting move: 50% of the tokens were airdropped directly to CryptoPunks holders $PUNK

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Erin Magennis (@erinmagennis) is a builder who previously worked in DeSci — and during the Bags Hackathon she built her own app and launched a token. Her project, purses.cc, is called “A new type of bag” and the idea is simple but smart: crypto for people who carry purses. Instead of the usual cold crypto UX, Purses makes onboarding feel familiar, soft, and intuitive. You open a purse inside the app, and inside it you get things like: • Coin Pouch — your portfolio • Mirror — copy trading • Keys • Cards • and other wallet functions, all framed like items from a real handbag It is a more feminine, friendly, and accessible way to enter crypto — packaging wallets, trading, and identity in a format that feels natural instead of intimidating. CA: 7h9AsF1477kb9ao5L7uhebRWaxqgyVH1UEy15asQBAGS

@nikitabier is Head of Product at X. This is not just another product hire: 🍑 He founded tbh - an anonymous compliments app for high school students that launched in 2017, hit 5M+ users in 9 weeks with zero paid ads, and was acquired by Facebook (Meta) for around $30M. 🍑 He later launched Gas - a similar idea that also took off with 10M+ downloads, and it was acquired by Discord. 🍑 Venture Partner at Lightspeed Venture Partners. 🍑 Advisor to Solana and other projects. He said: “Crypto had a rough year. Maybe we should launch something to fix that.” And with X lagging the other day, plus search barely working at times, it really feels like they may have been testing something interesting behind the scenes. My guess: this could be tied to the x402 protocol narrative. So it’s probably worth watching the protocol-layer coins in that area very closely. X may be preparing to become more than just a social platform again - it could become the place where the next big crypto narrative starts.

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Crypto has had a rough year. Maybe we should launch something to fix it.

$1 per barrel in fees - paid in #Bitcoin for passage? That is what Iran wants to introduce for using the Strait of #Hormuz. And this is far more interesting than just another transit charge. The history of dollar dominance goes back to Bretton Woods. And almost every major oil-producing country has, at some point, tried to break away from the petrodollar system: • Iraq - wanted to sell oil in euros • Libya - Gaddafi pushed the idea of a gold dinar and a pan-African currency • Venezuela - tried to bypass sanctions with Petro, a state-backed “oil crypto” And now Iran may be showing the simplest route of all: do not reinvent anything - just use Bitcoin. Around 20.9 million barrels of oil per day moved through Hormuz in 1H25. That is about 7.63 billion barrels per year. At $1 per barrel, that would equal roughly 107,530 #BTC per year at the current price. And this is where it gets really interesting. If even part of global oil logistics starts pricing passage not in dollars, but in BTC, then this is no longer just a fee. It is the first real hint of a world where oil still moves through the old routes, but money moves on entirely new rails. Hormuz could become not just an artery for oil, but a point where the petrodollar is openly shown an alternative.

So over the past few days and again today, #Trump has sharply escalated his rhetoric toward Iran. Has he lost it? Not exactly. Psychologically, this looks less like a real “breakdown” and more like performative rage used as a pressure tactic. He publicly issued an ultimatum over the Strait of #Hormuz, mixed in obscene language, threats against infrastructure, and even religious rhetoric. At that point, it stops looking like pure emotion and starts looking like political technology. What stands out here: 1.The dominant negotiator style. Not to persuade, but to overpower with tone. Not to discuss, but to humiliate. Not to stay in diplomacy, but to drag everything into the language of force. 2.The theater of control. When a situation is chaotic and unpredictable, this type of leader raises the emotional temperature so he can look like the only source of order. People stop discussing strategy and start discussing his “strength,” harshness, and resolve. 3.Public humiliation as a signal. When someone moves to mocking, threats, profanity, and personal devaluation, it often means the usual channels of pressure are not producing fast enough results. So they switch to the loudest and most primitive tool available. But there is a reverse effect too. To his own audience, this can project strength. To outside players, it can read as impulsiveness and lack of self-control. Iran and other external actors may interpret this not as “iron will,” but as emotional vulnerability — something that can be pulled further into escalation. So the real question is not whether he has “gone crazy.” The real question is whether this is calculated aggression — or a style of politics that eventually starts controlling the person using it. If you want to keep your own emotions under control, check out the free psychology course below: @Wayan_pirate_bot

@MacnBTC I have one - do you interesting))? 0101 1001 in binar system means "Y"

Claude, is it over? Solana has unveiled @LanaAI basically a Claude-like product, but with its own twists. @mert , the CEO of Helius, is already actively posting about the project. On X, people also describe it as Claude enhanced with years of Solana data. Unfortunately, those 20 invites disappeared faster than hot cherry pies, so now we are waiting for the test version — and of course the token, because let’s be honest, how else are you supposed to operate, especially on Solana? What are the key features? 💧 Natural language research for Solana — translated into plain English: “What the hell happened on Solana again, and why is it dumping?” Then Lana goes into the explorer, checks the transactions, does all the tedious data-searching work, and gives you the result. 💧 Deep access to network data — Lana knows Solana’s historical data and can provide much deeper analysis. That is especially useful for studying all kinds of pump patterns, which, to be fair, we are already doing anyway — just without Lana. 💧 From read-only to execution — you will be able to give it a task, and your tokens can be sent, swapped, or it can even create a token on request, like: “Make me a Wayan Onchain token.” 💧 Infrastructure for agents — at the same time, Helius is pushing an official agent toolkit for Solana: Claude plugin, MCP server, skills, CLI. In essence, it makes perfect sense to build this kind of infrastructure on top of a resource as strong as Helius. We are keeping an eye on the project and waiting for the token ⭐️ And while we wait, check out the free courses 👇 @Wayan_pirate_bot 💎⭐💎

@LanaAI Share more codes pls

Invite code: QM4QF4E4 ( lana.ai )

You can now swap, send, and launch tokens with Lana. Invite code below. Limited to 20 uses. Enjoy!

The Internet Is Being Rebuilt 🛜 We keep hearing about x402 and MPR, but why should we even care? 🚩 The old internet worked like this: you saw a banner → got interested → read a post → wanted it → compared options → bought In other words, advertising played a key role in how people made choices. Example: you search for a hotel, and the first results you see are usually the ones that ranked better, paid for ads, or were deeply integrated into the platform. But in reality, there may be other options that fit your needs much better and cost less. That is where agentic commerce begins. But you might ask: how will the agent know what I actually want? Back then, if you casually mentioned a new iPhone in conversation, suddenly every social app was showing you iPhone ads. Now the logic changes: the agent chooses based on parameters and your direct requests. That means you need to communicate with it properly and in detail, so it understands who you are and what matters to you. Almost like a relationship 😁😁😁 Of course, there are weak spots too: what if the agent still does not fully understand what you want? A practical solution is to split tasks into 2 levels: 📱 Low-risk agent tasks: The agent handles small purchases like coffee from Wayanbucks, subscription payments, or a taxi ride 🚕 📱 High-risk agent tasks: The agent asks for confirmation first, like: “Do you want me to buy the orange 🧡 iPhone 17?” People tried to build this before, but it never really took off, because the internet back then could not handle micropayments in a cheap and convenient way: 🚩 fees were too high 🚩 the technology was too raw So in the end, advertising won 🫡 It became the easiest way to monetize human attention, while small direct payments were too inconvenient and not worth it. Next, I’ll explain the difference between x402 and MPR. Join our 🤖 and get a free course 🧹💎🕣 @wayan_pirate_bot 🏴‍☠️ Telegram #x402 #mpp #agents

@SeekerClaw Hi Seekerclaw team, I'm experiencing a consistent API 400 error that makes the app completely unusable. Every single message fails immediately. From the console logs: "toolCount": 57 "payloadSize": 69878 "status": 400 "rawError": "HTTP 400" "userVisibleText": "API error (400): Error" "timeoutSource": "api_error" The app is sending 57 tools in a single API request (~70KB payload), which exceeds Anthropic's API limits and causes an invalid_request_error. All 20 default skills appear to be loaded as tools upfront on every request, instead of being fetched on demand. Setup: - Model: claude-sonnet-4-6 - Auth: API Key - MCP servers: all disabled (0 servers, 0 tools from MCP) - Skills: 20 default + 1 custom Expected behavior: Skills should be loaded lazily via ToolSearch, not all injected as tools on every request. This seems to be a bug introduced recently — could you look into limiting the number of tools sent per request, or enabling lazy skill loading? Thanks!

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