Wayne

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

wearing a wife beater like a bra

horny as all get out

Slamming all four of these at once and then smacking’em over my dumb wife’s head #homerun #beast

The way hinge just allows blatant unemployphobia. Deleting this hell app

i like to stick my penis out of that little slit in my underwear. just for fun.

young hos make mustard gas when they clean

you're the apple of my eye bruh

@danishcruises i love 3 beers

@Wayne_Smith_ How about 3 beers

i love you 2 beers

tonight, we're living the high life

im a ugly worthless unlikeable chud

Laying in bed eating a king size Milkyway

he asked whose pussy is this and I said it's an ad hominem and not really pertinent to the debate

hit the pen so hard it made my armpit hurt

do i need a fagcent or can i just be gay

@smellykailey once i get the Hawaiian shirt on

@Wayne_Smith_ philip?

listening to Modest Mouse and drinking at 2:28 pm