Jumbone
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@Sabrescokegate I have two of theses great bags - no problems with them
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Treating myself to a bag as a post grad gift can someone LANK if this is worth the bread
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@ClarksonsFarm1 According to your program some years it seems to rain too much to grow anything and we would all starve. Cheers.
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National food security should be a top priority!🙌🏼
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@liam43102 Why can’t you have a proper carriage where you know you will get a seat. Why punish people who planned ahead?
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For the one millionth time, you cannot “overbook” a train. We have a walk up railway. Think of it like a bus, not a plane. Passengers with flexible tickets pick their train. Seat reservations are free. If we had a reservation only railway, those standing wouldn’t be travelling.
Susie Goss@SusieMGoss
Hi @GWRHelp, what compensation are you offering to passengers who’ve paid £90 to travel on the massively over-booked, standing room only 19:04 train from Paddington to Plymouth? How can you force people to stand for hours when tickets cost so much? Disgusting!
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@grantw1010 @replies_guy He lost a load of balls and the final count is an illusion
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@replies_guy hey so let’s be clear here, a 4 handicap should not be hoping to “break 105”
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This was a huge win for our guy no matter how you slice it. Broke 100 (which was his stated goal) and beat Trent. Trent wanted it bad too.
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@replies_guy Ok I watched this. They find ALOT of unfindable balls. The onscreen handicap got took to pound town
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@tinyrowlet I know hun. It’s mad that even though since my birth I’ve known that I’m a sexy astronaut, NASA refuses me allow me access to their space planes. WTF!
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as a trans man i'm not allowed to use the men's toilet now because it says F on my birth certificate but i'm also not allowed to use the women's toilet because i may cause distress for looking like a man.... WHERE TF DO YOU WANT ME TO PISS????
BBC News (UK)@BBCNews
Toilets and changing rooms must be used on basis of biological sex, guidance confirms bbc.in/3PuDmTl
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@MotherN90933211 Facile comparison of food designed to be eaten with hands
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It's apparently a social gathering. I eat pizzas, sandwiches, burgers, chips, etc, with my hands rather than cutlery, is that a problem too? Or is it - for ~reasons~ - just these people you object to eating with their hands?
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@Top100Rick 750 is a good deal? Can I top up your drug laced kool aid?
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Is The Sphere the coolest artificial feature at a golf course?
The Wynn Golf Course in Vegas used to be known as just expensive and amazing conditions.
Now it has a true attraction. Everyone wants to hit at the smiley face.
Worthy the $750 green fee? In Vegas, that’s a good deal.
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@churnwell You’re about 75% of the way there. Most of what you post is angry rather than funny.
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I wish I were joking, but this is what an American salad looks like. And they won't let you order it until you say: "Hey buddy. Give me The Tailgate Caesar Crunch Extreme!" and when it arrives two men dressed in little uniforms run out and sing a song about it.
Theresa ♿@TheatreSpoonie
It's easier to find a salad in the US than it is in the UK... I wish I was joking but salads are standard in most US restaurants including McDonald's. In the UK it's rare to find a salad of any kind in a pub or restaurant.
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@BeigeFrequency Admittedly American bread is basically cake but you could bake your own if you are semi functional/intelligent/diligent. Adding some basic crudities, fruit and nuts transforms any sandwich meal to a nutritious one. Educate yourself.
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Aside from Caleb being a morbidly obese, disgusting slug man, "pack a sandwich" isn't even good advice. It may be technically cheaper, but only if you're using worse/less healthy ingredients than fastfood anyway, and it's probably going to taste like shit.
yeet@Awk20000
Caleb Hammer on those paying $20 per lunch to get fast food “Pack a sandwich”
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How miserable do you have to be to put this sign on your (lovely) house?Not near a school, not near a pub. In a gorgeous, quiet Georgian square in Clerkenwell/Islington.
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I've seen pictures of Asia and they definitely have forks, spoons, and women over there. This would seem to be a choice.
Kosher@koshercockney
Believe it or not. This is a UK city council members meeting.
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@sunQ_osrs @Tom_Rowsell Roast grass feed beef, some of the best pork in the world. Oysters and grouse and pheasant.cheddar and Stilton . I think you are probably just lower class? No offence.
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@Tom_Rowsell I think the main problem is that they taste like boring shit actually
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The main problem with food from this region is that the people here are forgetting how to make it and are eating crap pizzas etc instead.
Traditional northern diet is wholesome, healthy and delicious.
High in dairy (the world’s favourite cheese comes from England) and seafood (molluscs, crustaceans and the staple of herring)
W@fwxainthosis
Food from this region of the world 😮💨
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@SartorialThug Fashion seems equally divided between the men happy trying to look like their fathers and those trying to be different.
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Oh FFS. White soled twattery has dribbled its way from fooball pundits to gardening presenters now. Stop this madness!
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The businessman Claudio Di Giovanni sued @_TheLondoner, @Coramazov and me.
Mrs Justice Steyn has ended the £250k High Court case. She has also struck out the £10k county court Judgment against Cormac, calling it 'plainly an abuse of process'.
Big win for the free press.
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Some good news: We WON our defamation case!
the-londoner.co.uk/we-won-our-def…
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@JoelWBerry Not only are your prices all provably incorrect, but Aldi doesn’t sell individual slices of cheese.
This pompous bullshit doesn’t win anyone over, especially when your tacky argument is build upon LIES.
Go make yourself that faggie, imaginary sandwich.
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A little-known hack:
2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17
3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86
1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15
1 condiment of your choice: $0.02
1 apple: $0.53
1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
5 carrot sticks: $0.17
Cold water from the tap: $0.01
Total: $2.05
You can do this.
Sean Padraig McCarthy@SeanMcCarthyCom
Lunch just costs $28 now. Are they not supposed to eat?
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