Edmund Blackadder QC 3.5% Brain Function

@TedUrchin @Nigel_Farage You've learned nothing, have you Ted. Other than perfecting the art of Brexit cry-wanking, at which you are a master.

Right, you Reform voting fuckwits, here’s your leader, @Nigel_Farage trying to appear like an ordinary bloke down the pub with a pint in one hand and a copy of the Sun in the other. Here’s a few facts for you. 1 He is the son of a well known stockbroker. 2 He was a Dulwich schoolboy. 3 He worked in the City for 18 years mostly as a commodities broker. 4 A billionaire has recently given him £5 million, others have donated huge sums too. So, do really think he gives a flying fuck about you or your life? No, of course he doesn’t. In fact, you are little more than excrement under his feet and you are such a thick piece of shit you cannot even see it. He is USING you. I despair.

@Keir_Starmer I'd rather beat my testicles wafer thin with a rusty mace, flambé the bloodied remnants over hot coals and feed them to my cat.

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15/2 & 9/4 winners to start the month?

@RiskForRewards @NibloGrant Lump on, only thing that beats him is heavy ground or injury.

@NibloGrant Looks fair to me. Age isn’t on his side but everything else is, will take a good one to pass him. He’s my starting point for next year.

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@RiskForRewards Quite happy to be on at 10s though. I'd be extremely surprised if defending Europe's richest race isn't a huge target.

Daryz mighty impressive comeback. Just a heads up from recent stable tour.. “We are not working back from the Arc. My goal is to have him to 100% for the Prince of Wales’s Stakes”. So whilst he may go to the Arc (and potentially win) just would temper enthusiasm taking 5/1.

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@thecarr66639092 Will do pal when I get home

@WeDoNotLearn73 need unblock on main due to being blocked from the hacker thanks

At least Sultana has some balls whether you agree with her politics or not. As for Hoyle, what a cunt.

Absolutely mental 3 from 3 😁

@FlavellG @Redagitator Bloody hellfire! Cin cin!

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@RiskForRewards Done it again, Pete. Unreal.

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@RiskForRewards Just unbelievable mate, fantastic shout.

WILL THE WISE 14/1 🏆

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