Brandon Webb
34.6K posts

Brandon Webb
@WebbBh
Damn the man. Don’t fucking DM me.


What’s the correct way to handle the situation




@DeTocqueville14 Son, I have at least 15 HUGE accounts...with better than 1m followers, watching for the nuke I drop on you... The problem is that I am not sure you would understand that you are a classic example of the 1:1 ratio between the size of your micropenis and the size of your brain

Going to this length for dolls is some crazy work.😒






Girls don’t know this, but if men sit very still, we can feel the sperms moving around down there. It’s like a sac full of tiny squids


Exclusive: This image was taken yesterday in an art classroom at Puyallup HS in Washington state. It depicts @POTUS as a pig, a KKK member, a clown, and mentions assassination. We have asked the district for comment.
















