Clay

The only data centers we need

On the helicopter leaving the ship right now. This planet is impossibly beautiful from every altitude I’ve seen it…surface to 250,000 miles

developing a parasocial relationship w the artemis II crew rn

NASA needs to stop sharing all these pictures from the Artemis II because each one is making me actually burst into tears. we all live on this big beautiful stupid rock together

Booed at my tv when Chappell Roan walked out on the Hannahversary

It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life improves when it gets dark at 7pm instead of 5pm

Am I missing something with the amount of times they say “clock tick” in Wicked For Good @jonmchu

@corrinnenicole Buy a miniature dachshund and let us come and play with him

thinking getting a dog would solve 3/4 of my problems

Get a man who calls 311

a crispy diet coke should be free if it’s Urgent

If you’re a restaurant without refillable soda I probably will not be back :/ not paying for a refill of Diet Coke sorry :/

a diet coke should be free if you really need one

People love to complain about Magic Kingdom, but it just took me 58 minutes to get from the Mickey and friends parking structure into Disneyland

Just filed my taxes, does anyone have any tea? Also can anyone point me to the nearest harbor?

Countries should submit bids on being the location for a White Lotus season like the Olympics

all branches of the US government uniting across the aisle to ban a social media app this quickly while ignoring school shootings for years, ignoring women’s health, healthcare, homelessness, etc etc should radicalize the fuck out of you btw 🤍

aspartame will not give me cancer because diet coke can sense I'm pure of heart

idk who needs to hear this, but tv writers need to bring back the 22 episodes per season formula. bring back holiday episodes, birthdays, and fillers. i’m tired of having to wait a year or more for a season that has 6-10 episodes.

Just one lifetime ago in the United States, our grandfathers were able to buy a home, buy a car, have 3-4 children, keep their wife at home, take annual vacations, and then retire… all on one middle-class salary.