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@bod_republic Dear @EbonyiState, @DaveUmahi, and @FrancisNwifuru, thank you for all you do for Ebonyi State. But this is "Gozen Prudence Academy, Abofia Village, Ebonyi Local Government, Abakaliki". Child education deserves better standards than this, please.

@Darleeton3 ADC no go fit see 180K votes for Cross River sha. You can stake your minimum wage on that.

My prediction for 2027 presidential Elections Results in all states, after careful study. Any surprise? 1. Lagos APC Tinubu/Shettima: 620,000 votes NDC Obi/Kwankwaso: 850,000 votes ADC Atiku/Makinde: 90,000 votes 2. Oyo APC: 400,000 votes NDC: 450,000 votes ADC: 480,000 votes WINNER 3. Ogun - APC: 510,000 votes WINNER - NDC: 300,000 votes - ADC: 120,000 votes 4. Ondo - APC: 350,000 votes WINNER - NDC: 180,000 votes - ADC: 100,000 votes 5. Ekiti - APC: 220,000 votes WINNER - NDC: 90,000 votes - ADC: 70,000 votes 6. Osun - APC: 320,000 votes - NDC: 280,000 votes - ADC: 350,000 votes WINNER SOUTH WEST TOTAL: APC 2,420,000 NDC 2,150,000 | ADC 1,210,000 1. Anambra NDC: 950,000 | APC: 20,000 ADC: 15,000 2. Enugu NDC: 600,000 | APC: 10,000 | ADC: 20,000 3. Imo NDC: 550,000 | APC: 80,000 | ADC: 40,000 4. Abia NDC: 480,000 | APC: 8,000 | ADC: 12,000 5. Ebonyi NDC: 420,000 | APC: 40,000 | ADC: 30,000 SOUTH EAST TOTAL:NDC 3,000,000 APC 158,000 | ADC 117,000 1. River NDC: 680,000 | ADC: 400,000 | APC: 300,000 2. Delta NDC: 550,000 | ADC: 350,000 | APC: 180,000 3. Edo NDC: 420,000 | ADC: 150,000 | APC: 100,000 4. Akwa Ibom ADC: 420,000 | NDC: 350,000 | APC: 100,000 5. Bayelsa ADC: 200,000 | NDC: 120,000 | APC: 40,000 6. Cross River NDC: 300,000 | ADC: 180,000 | APC: 120,000 SOUTH SOUTH TOTAL: NDC 2,420,000 | ADC 1,700,000 | APC 840,000 1. Benue NDC: 520,000 | APC: 350,000 | ADC: 200,000 2. Kogi APC: 420,000 | NDC: 250,000 | ADC: 180,000 3. Kwara APC: 380,000 | NDC: 200,000 | ADC: 150,000 4. Nasarawa NDC: 480,000 | APC: 220,000 | ADC: 180,000 5. Niger APC: 450,000 | NDC: 300,000 | ADC: 220,000 6. Plateau NDC: 600,000 | APC: 150,000 | ADC: 100,000 7. FCT NDC: 400,000 | APC: 80,000 | ADC: 60,000 NDC WINNER NORTH CENTRAL TOTAL: NDC 2,750,000 | APC 2,050,000 | ADC 1,090,000 1. Kano NDC: 1,600,000 | APC: 500,000 | ADC: 400,000 2. Kaduna NDC: 900,000 | ADC: 700,000 | APC: 600,000 3. Katsina ADC: 800,000 | APC: 700,000 | NDC: 500,000 4. Sokoto ADC: 500,000 | APC: 400,000 | NDC: 350,000 5. Kebbi ADC: 400,000 | APC: 350,000 | NDC: 250,000 6. Zamfara APC: 450,000 | ADC: 300,000 | NDC: 200,000 7. Jigawa APC: 400,000 | ADC: 350,000 | NDC: 300,000 NORTH WEST TOTAL: NDC 4,100,000 | ADC 3,450,000 | APC 3,400,000 1. Adamawa ADC: 600,000 | NDC: 300,000 | APC: 200,000 2. Bauchi NDC: 550,000 | ADC: 500,000 | APC: 350,000 3. Borno APC: 700,000 | ADC: 300,000 | NDC: 200,000 4. Gombe ADC: 350,000 | NDC: 250,000 | APC: 200,000 5. Taraba ADC: 400,000 | NDC: 350,000 | APC: 150,000 6. Yobe ADC: 350,000 | APC: 300,000 | NDC: 180,000 NORTH EAST TOTAL: ADC 2,500,000 | APC 1,900,000 | NDC 1,830,000 FINAL RESULT — 37 STATES + FCT NDC Peter Obi/Kwankwaso: - Total Votes: 16,250,000 - States Won: 20 State - 25% in: 28 States APC Tinubu/Shettima - Total Votes: 10,768,000 - States Won: 9 States ADC Atiku/Makinde: - Total Votes: 10,067,000 - States Won: 8 States WINNER: NDC OBI/KWANKWASO 20 States + Majority + Constitutional spread

@soultie1988 @NigeriaNDCHQ Them dey 29.4K as I just follow them now.

Dear @NigeriaNDCHQ I made this post just over 4 hours ago and you've gained almost 10k followers here on X. Always remember where you were before the Obidients joined your party. It is time to rescue our nation. Join the NDC.

@mrlurvy An endangered specie of idiots. Consider this our official response to your 2023 mu-mu ticket🤡.

NDC National Chairman - South South NDC National Secretary - South East NDC National Leader - South South Presidential Candidate - South East NDC - Service to the South!

@soultie1988 @NigeriaNDCHQ As I dey follow you, na so I dey go follow NDC. Ogun go kpai them if them malfunction later!

Dear @NigeriaNDCHQ Just to make it clear to you, before small yansh go begin dey shake. You have 2,706 followers on X before Peter Obi's announcement to join your party. Your followers will definitely surpass 100k followers after his announcement. We don't want to hear what influence does Peter Obi have when he finally joins your party before ogun go kpai una.... Be warned o. No disrespect to our principal will be tolerated. Give maximum respect to whom it is due. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@instablog9ja One FUTO boy don go sell our sun give him oyibo client😂😭😂. Now all of us go dey inside perpetual darkness. Antee will be switching the sun on and off depending on her mood swings.

Spanish woman claims she bought and legally registered the Sun, says she will charge the world for its use

@TokYWCE Such a dumb question. Is this your own attempt at deflecting the issue in your obvious lack of a proper response?

@Weedvocate_ Whom do you believe Cain married?

The only humans God created were Adam and Eve.

@theberneese Try go treat malaria. E don dey plenty for your body.

I just came back from the future Manchester United 1 : 3 Liverpool

@trigottista @PeterObi @princejH2O The Nyesom Wike of Peter Obi's politics😹. We fit even follow for three parties just to support Okwute.

@PeterObi @princejH2O Na now wey I don join APC you come dey move as I like Anyways, BATIFIED for you manchi

Fellow Nigerians, good morning. I woke up this morning after my church service with a deeply reflective heart, and despite every constraint, I felt compelled to share these thoughts with you. Many people do not truly understand the silent pains some of us carry daily—the private struggles, emotional burdens, and quiet battles we face while trying to survive and serve sincerely in difficult circumstances. We now live in an environment that has become increasingly toxic, where the very system that should protect and create opportunities for decent living often works against the people—a society where intimidation, insecurity, endless scrutiny, and discouragement have become normal. More painful is when some of those you associate with, believing you would find understanding and solidarity among them, become part of the pressure you face. Some who publicly identify with you privately distance themselves or join in unfair criticism. We live in a society where humility is mistaken for weakness, respect is seen as a lack of courage, and compassion is treated as foolishness—a system where treating people equally is questioned simply because you refuse to worship status, tribe, class, or power. Personally, I have never looked down on anyone except to uplift them. I have never used privilege, position, or resources to oppress others, intimidate the weak, or make people feel small. To me, leadership has always been about service, sacrifice, and helping others rise. Let me state clearly: my decision to leave the ADC is not because our highly respected Chairman, Senator David Mark, treated me badly, nor because my leader and elder brother, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, or any other respected leaders did anything personally wrong to me. I will continue to respect them. However, the same Nigerian state and its agents that created unnecessary crises and hostility within the Labour Party that forced me to leave now appear to be finding their way into the ADC, with endless court cases, internal battles, suspicion, and division, instead of focusing on deeper national problems and playing politics built more on control and exclusion than on service and nation-building. Even within spaces where one labours sincerely, one is sometimes treated like an outsider in one’s own home. You and your team become easy targets for every failure, frustration, or misunderstanding, as though honest contribution has become a favour being tolerated rather than appreciated. And when you choose to leave so that those you are leaving can have peace, and you step out into the cold, you are still maligned and your character is questioned. Despite all your efforts to continue working for a better Nigeria and engaging people with sincerity and goodwill, those who do not wish you well continue to attack your character and question your intentions. There are moments I ask God in prayer: Why is doing the right thing often misconstrued as wrongdoing in our country? Why is integrity not valued? Why is the prudent management of resources, especially when invested in critical areas like education and healthcare, wrongly labelled as stinginess? Why are humility and obedience to the rule of law often taken to be weakness rather than discipline? Let me assure all that I am not desperate to be President, Vice President, or Senate President. I am desperate to see a society that can console a mother whose child has been kidnapped or killed while going to school or work. I am desperate to see a Nigeria where people will not live in IDP camps but in their homes. I am desperate for a country where Nigerian citizens do not go to bed hungry, not knowing where their next meal will come from. Yet, despite everything, I remain resolute. I firmly believe that Nigeria can still become a country with competent leadership based on justice, compassion, and equal opportunity for all. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@BlackoceanBlack @UnkleAyo @PeterObi Axe🪓 sure wella. Timberland no hard to buy for who no get.

@UnkleAyo @PeterObi Vikings for good for you but you’re a soft guy who don’t like night movement

@UnkleAyo @PeterObi Even if na Chosen him wan be, apron no cost for market. And we get natural crase. So we blend☠️💪.

@PeterObi You no need too much talk, my leader. Which cult you wan put me like this? Vikings or Alora? I don buy like 7 berets. Bam me tomorrow, mi Lord. 🧎🙏 If you decide to leave that cult tomorrow, unbam me and bam me inside another one. Na you get me, mi Lord. 🧎 🙏

@scudog65 @D_Preacher_1 Are you not sounding mad as you're listening to yourself talk?

@D_Preacher_1 Don't fool yourself. Satan's punishment may be delayed, but it is coming. You want to put as much distance between him and yourself as possible.

if Satan is the origin of all sin. why did God flood the whole earth killing innocent children's but living Satan alive?

@arojinle1 Grandma is doing import and export business na😅.

You live in Nigeria but your grandma saw a spectacled cobra, an Indian snake, in her backyard? Our God is a wonderful God!

@afrisagacity Don't tell me you don't know that they're simply laundering money😂?!

KCEE, Emoney, Ned Okonkwo, and many Igbo Fat Cats invested heavily in the Carter Efe and Portable entertainment match, a vain entertainment. Meanwhile, when Alex Onyia organized a Math Olympiad for the entire South East a few months ago, these men were silent. They have the right to spend their money as they choose to, but I wish they could prioritize investing in critical areas of development more than in vain fantasies that merely inflate their ego and oil their social relevance.✍️

@KR3Wmatic Imagine being accountable to what doesn't exist😅. Epic irony.

Do atheists reject God because they don't want to be accountable to Him?

@AfamDeluxo @eapalms @USArmy @FLGuard @UWF It's understandable why your geopolitical views always have your tongue wrapped around America's butthole. Lol.

🎓 M.S Cybersecurity. Funded. Finished. Grateful to the United States Army @USArmy & @FLGuard. God bless America! #UWF26 | #UWFGrad 🇺🇸

@KR3Wmatic It's quite difficult to trust blindly, if we're being sincere.

Do atheists understand that there will never be proof of God, therefore they just have to trust?

@Damagehands @donkyincrisis Oh shit😂.

@donkyincrisis Your dad carried shrek

My great great grandfather carried Jesus

@KR3Wmatic There's no logical reason to hold such belief. Not even one.

Atheists, can you explain (without condescension or sarcasm or anger) why you don't believe in God?

@nathapee_ @NightSkyToday Speak english we can all understand. This is not supposed to be a thesaurus proficiency contest.

The way humans are overrating this discovery is making people to interpret a completely misinformation. I don't know why people are so lazy to do research before they jump on what they see on the Internet. It's not a third state of being, it's just a transitional of biology process, an intermediate phase of coherence dissipation.

WOW🚨: Scientists discovered a third state of being between life and death.