J. Phillips

@trumplicans2024 Wake up

so...

@lady_valor_07 Drop dem drawers

Me: “I am, too.”

@PolymarketSport Spain maybe... Yamal can be a part, but definitely not the end factor.

SPAIN is the favorite to win the World Cup. Is Lamine Yamal inevitable?

@3YearLetterman @JesseKellyDC @BTS_jp_official @CurtisLemay Ain't no way any Japanese folks take Panda Express seriously.

I do not like much about Japan, but Panda Express (“Speedy Bear” in English) is an incredible Japanese dining experience

@NWSNewOrleans What is this rain that you speak of?

🌦️ Ah yes, rain! We've entered a new weather pattern, where ample Gulf moisture will provide daily scattered shower/storm chances each day this week. Now, it won't be an all-day washout each day, but safe to have your umbrella handy. Otherwise, staying warm! #lawx #mswx

@Michael67059603 @downbadcomment Feelings for each other or someone else. The sex must go on or it's a no go.

@downbadcomment Yes, those are the best kind😎😎

yes or no?

@MomsPostingLs Cute, but she ain't 40.

Sorry no surfers allowed

@Paws_of_Science @ZOrtiz99 He's gonna lie to you when he's sober.

@ZOrtiz99 I asked my husband which one would he take he said all of them because he’s at the bar drunk 🤣

Be honest.

@MegynKellyShow Please explain how it's going poorly. Then explain why Trump cares about his poll numbers... Third term???

🚨 WATCH: Megyn calls for accountability for the people who pushed President Trump into the Iran war: "There are very prominent activists on the right who were practically frothing at the mouth for this thing. It's not only going poorly, but the President's poll numbers are in a free fall."

@trumplicans2024 Yes ma'am. Yes ma'am. Yes ma'am.

what do you do...

@WomenBeingAwful She's a sweetheart.

@Sootsyousir @ClarksonsFarm1 Mathematically speaking. Simplify the equation. Avoid crazy women = Avoid women

@ClarksonsFarm1 Avoid crazy women.

@honeymoon250 Level up if you use it barefoot.

I said it’s a cheese grater, but it’s not. Any guess ?

@WomenBeingAwful Lots of fellas chiming in that sound a bit jaded...

@WolfofX Just as I thought I was the only one with common sense...

@otokyo__ EAT IT! Not the only thing though...

You just got off a 16 hour overnight shift and come home to Steak Pasta. What do you do?🤔

@lady_valor_07 Go back to sleep.

First thing you do?

@Mens_Corner__ The only winner here is natural instincts.

Nobody learned anything that day

@HumansNoContext Master level. Posture is spot on.

@SkySportsNews Simple math tells me that his salary vs typical middle class folks, they fined him the cost of a cheeseburger...

BREAKING: Rodri has been fined £80,000 and warned about his future conduct over comments made following Man City's draw with Tottenham Hotspur last month.