King Markus Welander

#NewProfilePic Yo, I got hooked up with an OG (that stands for Old God, ya fool); I'm going to be making up Elder Signs and cooKing up some dreams over the quotidian rat race.

@loserbent Annoyingly hot -- honestly, if I thought negging would work on you I would, but I know it wouldn't -- I'm drunk but in a better state of mind after worrying all day.

@WelanderMarkus if i was the voice of virtual assistant people would never buy that brand of phones dude my voice is so annoying lol

no because i literally want to be someone who gets invited to weddings like this

They may not be your friends, but they are mine.

@mirror_lock dictionary of your choosing. In Terminus however the tactic of choice for travellers is to blend in, it is said that some have taken a decade to pass through because they were caught up in racketeering or some nonsense. Old habits die a quick painless death: now is forever. 2/2

@mirror_lock In Quiz, the best way to determine if someone is hostile is by asking them if they are -- lying is strictly forbidden there. Animals in this country are unusually prone to answering questions as well, so when in doubt ask a direwolf if they are good, then refer to a howling 1/2

Weekly worldbuilding prompt: It's nighttime (or the equivalent) in your setting, and someone is traveling alone. What kind of danger should they fear most? How does this change depending on where they are in your world? What kind of precautions will they take? Do they work?

@BenNewbon My pet peeve is when characters have multiple arcs where they decide to keep a secret, end up getting caught, and then deciding honesty is the best policy and that's not how to protect people, etc... Maybe I'm a bad guy, sometimes lying is okay

@DecolonizeKant @alysmd Vouch

@Shark3ozero @ratbitebaby You earned that privelege

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

@Reckless_Attack Animal handling check to make a good first impression

You want to roll to do WHAT?!

@ExtrillTheKing Like 'em big? Like 'em chunky?

Your last saved photo is your sexuality I. . . I don’t know what this means

@n_quests Reminds me of that meme about a player wanting to play a half-orca

Orca’s out here just becoming ungovernable. I’m here for it.

@anyalivbl @halomancer1 *unchecks your chromosomes*

she is biologically part radioactive spider but you mfs will argue all day about biology being immutable

@loserbent I'm sure its colder outside

really cool to get home an hour late 👍

@loserbent Its inside the bussy like a preschool's cubby

hello where the fuck is my bus lol

@ratbitebaby One of the rats grows up and becomes a single father of some turtles

rat powers

@loserbent @wildtiktokss I'll threaten to take my dick out

@wildtiktokss you don't have to do this just walk in and ask for money with a thinly veiled threat and they'll put the money in a bag to avoid you shooting people and they won't even make a scene lol

@DecolonizeKant I guess you think you're clever, huh?

@DecolonizeKant Vouch

@ratbitebaby How are you?

why is it always “what is a woman”, but never “how is the woman ?” 😔😔

@Hannah_bmbmbm The dick of the millennium