bartholomew bananas 🍌

Nancy Pelosi: my favorite fanfic ship is bipartisanship! Millennials (non white supremacist flavor): Republicans keep trying to kill us while we're not looking, can y'all do literally anything to try to stop them

Karamo is a social worker by training, if you'd like to have a structural sad about this

@QueenofTacos @sourcederived I did not leave the airport and while that clearly avoided several headaches I'm not sure it actually made it better 🤣

I am frequently a defender of maligned airports but DIA is Bad, Actually

@sourcederived @QueenofTacos I did take the train, it was INCREDIBLY claustrophobic and then I had to climb four flights of stairs to get to the terminal 😩

@QueenofTacos @WellActuary B would also like to remind you that there’s a train!

Air Canada sucks

My 4:25 flight that was delayed to 4:45 has not even started preboarding yet because this amateur hour airport stranded an inbound passenger for over half an hour 🙃

@alex_abads @elielcruz Look at this, we've got a person doing (checks notes) person things.

so brave 🥲

@sasscarpone So we could say your new nightie is bringing sexy back

When you got in trouble for wearing spaghetti straps to school and the teachers would make you put on something from the lost and found

@celebrityhottub @edsbs Fair

@celebrityhottub @edsbs Did they really, are we really going to validate it that way 🤣

@tashaaaaaaa It was not better for me at 23 and I haven't tried again yet

@tashaaaaaaa I CAN'T DO IT

@anxiouslaww 2.5 years? I think? I should know this 🤣

Can they be abused? Yes. Some are specifically designed to minimize this risk, but some are not. Be misprescribed? Yes. Vast discrepancy of care for adult ADHD. But most of what I see as an expert is how devastating the lack of access ✨already is✨ for those who need them

I'm tired, can we check Monday off the list?

@BobbyBigWheel @KevinMKruse I have wondered for years what it's like to have so few problems that something like this registers

@sodburger "it's disgusting to me so it should be illegal"?! You don't see me calling for a ban on asparagus