Wells’s Mustache

@aribnyy Higgy?

@WellssMustache Nice lie

Yet people will still vote for this clown 😭

@MaxMannis “I’ll never tell”

These dudes are the Yankees version of "97 year old diner still serves their Coke the old-fashioned way"

@BigBabyDavid_ Did u have a baby with Tim Robinson and forgot to tell us?

What the hell

@ariblach This is the funniest shit I’ve probably ever seen on Twitter

@NYBITTERSPORTS That’s the point

@yanksfanf0rlife You can do this with anything

@WellssMustache Explain

Yankees current rotation: 1. Gerrit cole(ace) 2. Carlos “6.95 era injury prone” Rodon 3. Marcus Stroman(decent) 4. Nestor Cortes(4.97 era) 5. Clarke Schmidt(decent 5th starter) This rotation needs a #2 or #3 starting pitcher. Two options are Snell and Burnes. I’ll take Burnes.

@CodifyBaseball It ain’t close

What's the most amazing name in baseball history? The most liked names here will advance to the tournament. Please contribute your nomination. I'll start. Coco Crisp.

@BlueJays @27vladdyjr @santdr13 @LasMayores @losazulejos @MLBPuertoRico @MLBDominicana BLUE JAYS WHAT HAPENEDDDDDD

Manager Vladdy giving instructions to his second baseman Santi 🤣

I’m going to explain why Shohei Ohtani’s $700 million contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers will not equal $700 million in terms of MLB accounting or the present-day value of the deal. When money in a contract is deferred, the competitive-balance tax number — the luxury tax — is discounted. With a source saying a “majority” of Ohtani’s contract is deferred, the discount could be significant. Typically, a CBT number is the average annual value of a deal — in this case $70 million. But depending on the size and length of the deferrals, Ohtani’s CBT number is likelier to wind up in the $40-50 million-a-year range, an enormous benefit for the Dodgers. The deferrals also affect the net present value of the deal. There’s a rule of thumb across all walks of life: Money today is more valuable than money tomorrow, inflation being what it is. When you defer money, you’re taking less. The Dodgers are operating in an environment in which the prime rate is 8.5%. And with money today being so pricey, it lowers the present-day value of the deal by a significant margin. Regardless, in the end, Shohei Ohtani will be paid 700 million US dollars by the Dodgers. It’s an obscene amount of money. It’s just going to be seen as less by the league’s accounting — and will allow the Dodgers to add even more around Ohtani as they try to win a championship.

@jordayylmao He probably would. He said last year it’s always been his dream to play with Trent Grisham.

@WellssMustache Yes, would he accept? No

@Mammyth3 Even if they offered Estevan Florials jersey number ?

@BRWalkoff 10 and anyone who says otherwise is wrong

Drop your rating ⬇️

Thank you for everything Captain America 🫡 ❤️ 🇺🇸

Shoutout Kyle Higashioka. Drafted in 2008. Grinded for a decade. Debuted in 2017. Started playoff games in 2020. Got regular playing time in 2021. Played in the WBC and caught a perfect game in 2023. Appreciate you, Higgy.

@GreenfieldMax18 I needed this rn. Have a great night

If I were you, I'd go to bed. Not happening tonight.

Should I go to bed!?!?

@DeversEnjoyer It’s all good now u got dick fitts