Wes Corwin

My dad told me no matter what, I should always be myself. I’ve lost every costume contest I’ve ever entered.

Winning the Just for Laughs tv pilot competition with @WestCornfield is still one of the best feelings I've ever had. Sucks to see it go.

FUNNIEST COMIC IN TULSA AT @TulsaLoonyBin ! Tomorrow night at 7pm and 9:30pm! Veterans and First Responders get in free! *i’m posting this as an ad, but also, come out if you’d like, it’ll be fun!

@TMFanSupport hi, my wife’s friend transferred her a ticket to a concert tonight and she opened her Ticketmaster account just now and the ticket isn’t there. When she tried to open the same accept link in the email, it says the ticket was accepted by another email. Pls help.

Hold on, trying something…

Matt Rife? More like ‘Matt Rife-With-Great-Jokes’! Follow me for more biting social commentary on the state of stand-up comedy.

Sometimes, I think I'm getting healthier mentally and approaching a state of zenness. Then, a show comes out called 'Cruel Summer' and the ad plays 'Teenage Dirtbag' instead of the song LITERALLY called 'Cruel Summer' and... nails on the chalkboard of my mind, every time.

Dear Kyrie, There's a dude in Denton that is all about Flat Earth theory. He decks his car out every week. You guys should hang out. Iono how he feels about jews but he seems easily convinced.

@Alex_J_Gaskin “Oh, I almost forgot, Mister Batman. I took the liberty of having your BatMobile tailed by my sinister henchmen… Interesting choice in cave, sir. My wife, she loves caving. Pretty much the only thing close to that neck of Gotham is… uh… Wayne Manor. Isn’t that interesting?”

“Just one more thing, Batman. How does it feel to know that Gotham City is burning, and that there’s nothing you can do to stop it?”

@JoshtheSandwich Absolutely.

Stupid question: if I started a stupid YouTube channel where I reviewed local and national subs would that be something you check out?

This was a really fun one! Looking forward to presenting on Part II 🔥🙌🏽

The people in the town square have spoken.

@4MoreBeers @ralphbarbosa03 The people want answers

@MrMikeHawkburns Everybody else made it look so easy, Ms Lahren.

Welp. It was worth a shot. Guess I’m stuck not being banned from Twitter.

@BetterThanU_TD 100% Agreed. I'm actually very bummed they deleted that one and not this one.

@WestCornfield But that was the good one😔

Yes! I got one of my accounts banned on Twitter! It is possible! #wagmi

Please give me back my body. youtube.com/watch?v=xKGPl2…

Okay. Calm down. You're the world's greatest inventor! The world's richest man! You were in Iron-Man 2! You just need an idea, $4 billion and other people's engineering labor and you'll be out of this in no time!