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UK, France, Italy and allies trying to open the already open Strait of Iran.

@business Ee it’s like National Rail to Stansted.

New Jersey Transit will charge World Cup fans riding to MetLife Stadium $150 for a roundtrip ticket bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@volcaholic1 If UK Robot Wars teams were invited by the Chinese…

MEDIC!! 🚑

@nexta_tv The hand grapple is now standard tho, shaking hands too wussy.

French President Emmanuel Macron and Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni shared a rather awkward and unusual hug right in front of the cameras. The video quickly went viral online.

Ooh I love you can spin the globe on zoom out Apple maps, even shows where it’s currently night ! Still can only see cities in Lebanon what’s the reason?

@jimmyhoffa85 @WatcherGuru (Well they could go the longer way but it’s a long way)

@jimmyhoffa85 @WatcherGuru I had to look. Even China depends on the Strait Of Malacca atm, takes nearly 50%, just need Trump to pick a fight with Indonesia or Xi be replaced by an Orange human and E Asia is doomed!

JUST IN: Ship traffic resumes in the Strait of Hormuz after reopening today.

Bad mood= strait of trump Normal mood= strait of Hormuz Good mood= strait of Iran

@marknelsoncomic It’s like putting your name on an illegal settlement or festival portaloos, no one going to like you. Coldplay need to invest in face hiding masks.

This is probably the worst news yet

@BartGonnissen Several hours to half a day for a tanker to get through and only 5 days fragile ceasefire left. Need insurance are the normal channels mine free what happens?

Strait of Iran??

@KobeissiLetter Yes confirmed

@JeezSqueeze @EdwardJDavey Shouldn’t really say Japan tho since Fujitsu were the mainstay of the last £10 B clockup , tho they’re still suing about that cluck knows.

Ed, with respect - my health care is currently across 2 NHS hospitals which are 30 miles apart. My ‘care’ is beyond inadequate. Partly because the systems don’t talk to each other - and there is no will to share information. Even email is a no go area for the NHS! Our ‘tech’ is hideously outdated compared to many countries. Toilets in Japan have a built in AI bidet with better accuracy than our NHS. Our incompetence is both staggering and embarrassing.

Wes Streeting must kick Palantir out of our NHS. Donald Trump's favourite tech giant shouldn't be allowed anywhere near Brits' private health data. There are fantastic British tech firms who would be far better and safer for the NHS.

For the first time in Norwegian history, a bus will carry passengers in regular traffic without any human behind the wheel. The first pilot without a safety driver was tested Friday, and if all goes as planned, anyone can ride driverless buses starting in May.

@luscafusca150 Just don’t let em grow on the ground, rats love em.

Por volta de 2013 a cidade de Chengdu tem adicionado trepadeiras em seus viadutos para conter ilhas de calor e o difícil trabalho de tornar essa infraestrutura mais agradável.

@Parody_PM Teeth is just an upper middle class flex at this stage in the UK.

Alexa - what would happen if a group of people had an endless supply of flags but no brains or teeth?

@CrimeLdn @tyleraloevera Knocking over old women in weird chases ?

Spray-Painting Scammers on Westminster Bridge Via ( @tyleraloevera )

@AJEnglish Those military peeps might’ve quoted it, they’d be happy it sounds cool more than double checking their bible? Decent excuse, pay raise to staffer that thought of it?

US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recited a prayer during a Christian service at the Pentagon drawn from Samuel L Jackson’s misquote of Ezekiel 25:17 in the film Pulp Fiction, claiming it was a Bible verse used by the “Sandy 1” Combat Search and Rescue mission in Iran.

@FlightEmergency @jet2tweets Safer n booking separately if you didn’t pay the 50% premium for free cancellation on the hotels. Holidays are near fully protected so mb first a flight company will cancel/ check their options on , any experts know?

So I don’t do scaremongering or dramatisation but this is slightly worrying from @jet2tweets Clearly positioning themselves in case jet fuel runs out…. Thoughts ?