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I saw the beauty of the Milky Way in front of my ways and it paled in comparison to when I saw the invention of those gay leather jackets

Other half likes to binge read whatever but that’s not as funny

Pavlovd myself to finals like a fucked up, sad, solitary mating season.

Someone more knowledgeable than me tell me. Which Warhammer 40k primarch would be best friends with which Blue Archive girls?

Reading Jelinek and I realize I’m not immune to “I’m a woman I’m horny I get raped I’m miserable” novels

This scene would be better with a Haloman, a Dark Forest alien, Sandworms and a Megatherium and Xeelee

Unlike other media, Invincible

I think it is Ghidorah because he is call Monster Zero in the original movie but “-“implies a kind of inversion so maybe some kind of Princess Ghidorah

Marriage is evil because it’s a privation of you fucking your wife(not letting her love be shared)

I have an allergy to crustaceans but it’s like a case by case basis so usually I just thug it out and now it’s only setting in that it’s very likely I could drop dead because there’s some species of crab that gives me a fatal reaction

Globocucks always talking g about some “pho”(brown people ramen) and spring rolls

@Tsalnir Dattebayo! You can do whatever you put your mind into

@Whackadinga I wish I was her....

found out my art style has already been done so I'm just a talentless hack that is worthless and contributes nothing to society

@Tsalnir @WhiteCastle Goyim

@WhiteCastle never change white castle, you'll always have my favorite corporate humor

How to become the main character of your friend group

This is devastating news Moriya Shrine gone and all I have to show is Hiso from a MEGA link and 3 games I don’t play

I’m getting too old for moe

Mountain Dew bottle is too big for my fridge so I have to drink it in one sitting

I’ve been stealing gloves from the lab and jerking off with them pretending I’m getting an exasperated glovejob from my big sister figure of a butlerwoman

Childhood is thinking you’re Michael corleone adolescence is realizing you’re Fredo maturity is realizing Godfather sucks! #godfathermemesonlypeoewilldunerstand