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Jason Benetti: “I was always fearful about two things. Not getting a job because of how I look…and getting a job because of how I look.” Maybe it’s just me, but @jasonbenetti’s condition never occurs to me. Ever. I’m too busy enjoying the best broadcaster I’ve ever heard.

RT @samhusseini: Rahm Emanuel has been an Israeli op from the start — helping politically destroying Paul Findley who treated Palestinians…

Stood for all 40 minutes. Salute 🫡

Everyone loves Jason Benetti… Except for those two fucking idiots who work at 333 W. 35th St.

If you like your uncle calling you a pussy while he’s wearing a yellow shirt, then you’re gonna love Easter!

@Rustyspooge @MidtownMadPod @jheilgie7 x.com/slu_billikens/…

@MidtownMadPod @jheilgie7 I considered season tickets because I’m already a BattleHawks STH and love everything STL but I couldn’t believe the cost of season tickets for just two seats in the nose bleeds. I lost interest after that

This is unbelievable. This rivals some of the worst Crews-era crowds and this team is 9-1. Fix it.

@sean_m_flannery Don’t forget toilets!

No name gets less respect in the English language than "John"? A hooker's customer?- John. Dead body no one wants to claim?- John Doe. Thoughtless breakup letter?- Dear John. Your dumbest customer?- John Q Public.

Neil, there is a logic flaw in your little aphorism that seems quite telling. Since you and I are part of the Universe, then we would also be indifferent and uncaring. Perhaps you forgot, Neil, that we are not superior to the Universe but merely a fraction of it. Nice day, indeed

when people talk about how great Chicago is they cite the architecture, the nightlife, the culture, but one of the best things about Chicago is that exactly zero of these “adults who are afraid of Chicago” live here.

Selling out to the Crowdwork clips game b/c my family is starving

@MeMichaelMeyers Calm your clam!

My wife is quirky

It should be illegal to shout out the Beastie Boys at the Republican National Convention

We almost lost a complete '93 Letterman guest lineup today

what’s next banning Joey Hotdog from the chestnut eating competition lol

@HulkHogan @adamgcomedy Chulk Chogan

Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH

@whoisbobuhler 😂

@WhatJohnThinks C Thomas Howell would like a word…

First guy to try to make a living off blackface since Al Jolson?

Unbelievable…this is how I find out she rejected my suggestion, “Kiss Me I’m Eilish”

Just accidentally flexed in a “no flex zone” and let me just say this is not how I wanted to start my Tuesday

@TomAThakkar Sorry not Starry lol