Kenny From The Block

I hate when people on tv say they’re from “Long Island, NY”. Bitch, where? You north shore or south shore? You Nassau or Suffolk? I wanna know if I should root for or against you.

Congratulations on winning number 23 in 23!

@kropp_top Just unlocked a core memory holy shit

Breaking: Ben Shapiro plays with Barbies.

@BrennanSouhrada I’m in Boston rn and the amount of people in Mets attire was astounding

@willam You were so fucking funny 😂

thank you for having us!

i need to smoke a blunt w her

@BrennanSouhrada *basic Italian food lol

@WhatTheFusco I can see the argument for it but at this point I think I’m ready to argue that Italian food in general is the most overrated food.

Chicken parm has to be the most overrated meal in the world.

*Client 1 hands client 2 a toy phone* Client 1: “it’s your dad…” Client 2: “DAD?! YOURE ALIVE?” #ABA

I wanna be where the people aren’t

@BrieeMarieee Definitely!!

@BrieeMarieee Oh yikes.

@BrieeMarieee Oh fuck

We’re living in a real life version of the Mexican movie filter

Boss has me working from home tomorrow. Guess where my laptop charger is?

I only do it when I’m driving 😂

There's no time to think about the starting or the end. We'll find out, I'm told, my mother, she told me so.

@BrieeMarieee Me neither

@BrieeMarieee Move to long island!