The Wheeler Dealer 🌍

what if it did work out in the end, and you did achieve your financial dreams here? that is the counterfactual i am going to leave myself with this bear market. for some months now, everything about crypto has told me that it's not going to work out for me, that i'm going to fail, that all this work, dedication and sacrifice will be for nothing. it has led me to become more negative, critical and downcast about it all. yesterday a large account called me the most unbearable person on this app - whether this is true or not is a matter of personal opinion I suppose - I don't believe in performative positivity, and the truth is, hasn't been anything to be positive about with regards to my experience of crypto in recent months: this cycle at large was an exercise in crime, manipulation, scams, farming and the birth of multi wallet bundling. nevertheless, crypto is a lot about vibes and energy, and my shit has been way off for a while. time for an energy shift, and to bring a bit more hope back into it all.

@DexGemsReal ansem tweet made you feel better in less than 24 hours haha

Ansem buying and shilling a new dog coin on eth in the big 26 wasn’t on my bingo card Billions

@bigtonebigtone wow this hilarious joke earned me a big tone follow whatever next

@bigtonebigtone useless dad

before 10/10 i was living like a king, then my dad (bonkguy) got blown the fuck out the water and we’ve been staying in motels ever since

guy who tweeted about wojak like 3 times in the past year and then suddenly starts firing off tweets in a flurry when crash receives bundled supply and a coordinated insider push happens. I already know of numerous people who were offered incentives or encouraged to buy before a coordinated push to send the bundled Ethereum wojak chart. I'm not buying the larp at all.

@WheelerrDealerr right idea but wrong chain big guy cashtag $wojak to billions

nah on the real though, if you're remotely surprised that $wojak could start running it back after being -95% with a whole community of degens banging on about it nonstop every day all over the TL, whilst being derided, laughed at, scorned, alienated and generally shat on by everyone else... ...maybe it's time to wake up and smell the coffee

solana wojak's liquidity is almost 300% DEEPER relative to marketcap. whales can deploy capital at a far, far better rate and capacity into $wojak on solana, and get a far larger allocation for cheaper. no brainer.

seen a bunch of accounts farming engagement asking their followers something along the lines of 'wojak on sol or Eth?' consider the following for the liquidity split currently on the $wojak meme: -marketcap ratio currently ~ 1:5.3 -liquidity ratio currently ~ 1:1.35 -solana wojak has no big KOLs -eth wojak pushed by crash, a longstanding shiller of bundled coins -solana wojak has dominated the ticker since inception, Eth wojak had virtually zero presence on CT before the concerted push a few weeks ago. everyone knows wojak is a generational meme. everyone must make their own choice.

@soren_slaughter funny tweet but he's been sober for a couple years and psykos was a really good album

he got sober and turned to god and this is the music we get

@d9ineteen @soren_slaughter that isn't his album?

@soren_slaughter You know his last name is Leandoer right? Also cold visions came out post him getting sober and that isn’t close to stomp clap. Hes still doing his thing

@RevM2021 cool story bro

@WheelerrDealerr won’t like it, it but ethereum:0x8de39b057cc6522230ab19c0205080a8663331ef on eth is about to outperform its sol counterpart. But it’s ok bc I’ll rotate from eth to sol and be happy. I may just follow the current fabricated narrative and jump on OG memes

@ThePosieParker royalist bootlicker

This is a sublime take down of Gary’s “economics”.

@ZiaYusufUK fuck off you melt. reform voters would have you shipped off the British isles in a heartbeat your utter retard.

Important new Reform policy:

@FlytroopX acid test for memecoin enjoyers

i can’t take a trader seriously if they not holding or bullish on $neet coin real ones recognise that neet is the best coin on the solana blockchain rn

@RavenouZ_ @doompost @BluntCap @WojakOnX lmfao

@doompost @BluntCap and the meme made for wojak on sol xD mfers now removing the 8J69 still to steal the memes I made for @WojakOnX

$WOJAK is the greatest OG meme on Ethereum $Troll is the greatest OG meme on Solana Bid the OG runners that appear in low liquidity environments. There, I said it.

@CrypToMyLouWolf @xbtDLN idk what any of that has got to do with my point about unc. that point still stands - it has nothing to do with community members of the coin.

@WheelerrDealerr @xbtDLN You haven’t seen nice wholesome and delusional posts back on the timeline as of late? Whatever wee-lad am glad you’re happier than a few days ago.

Raise your fucking ceilings.

@CrypToMyLouWolf @xbtDLN what has that tweet got to do with what I was talking about

@WheelerrDealerr @xbtDLN Send it all expect unc with your soft fud I guess.

@JackoMooon @yungwiillys a coin is really only as good as it's holders. my point was just that wojak will outperform if it is able to shake out people who mercilessly swing trade the ranges and leaves them sidelined.

@WheelerrDealerr @yungwiillys People like me bought at 30 mil and have bought 10x more tokens since.

how would you feel if $wojak just went up and to the right and you hadn't loaded up on the 95% dip?

@GrandTheftAutz it's that easy

@WheelerrDealerr lol from Neet and wojak only? Actually kinda based

w0w iM on dA leadErBOard I'm such a goated trader wow look at me wowwwwww wen casino sponsorship and paid deals in the DMs sarrrrrrrrrr

@JackoMooon @yungwiillys ideally at some point wojak can exit the range and leave people like you sidelined and coping

@WheelerrDealerr @yungwiillys Can’t bring myself to do it for the 5th time

@JackoMooon @yungwiillys as you wish

@WheelerrDealerr @yungwiillys How would I feel if I didn’t sell it all now and buy it all back at 2.9 in a day from now