The Wheeler Dealer 🌍

what if it did work out in the end, and you did achieve your financial dreams here? that is the counterfactual i am going to leave myself with this bear market. for some months now, everything about crypto has told me that it's not going to work out for me, that i'm going to fail, that all this work, dedication and sacrifice will be for nothing. it has led me to become more negative, critical and downcast about it all. yesterday a large account called me the most unbearable person on this app - whether this is true or not is a matter of personal opinion I suppose - I don't believe in performative positivity, and the truth is, hasn't been anything to be positive about with regards to my experience of crypto in recent months: this cycle at large was an exercise in crime, manipulation, scams, farming and the birth of multi wallet bundling. nevertheless, crypto is a lot about vibes and energy, and my shit has been way off for a while. time for an energy shift, and to bring a bit more hope back into it all.

@wehateKOLs @pasternak don't see any of them in the holders dude lol

@WheelerrDealerr @pasternak ITS THE FOMO CABAL LITERALLY TRYING TO TRICK RETAIL INTO FOMO. WE ALL KNOW HOW THID ENDS!!!! POOR UNC CANT EVEN GET BACK ABOVE 7M LOBSTAR GOT RINSED BY THEM SAME KOLS AND SCAMMERS!!!

CT donating money to @pasternak once again 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 unfathomable cuckoldry in this space

@Famitt12 @pasternak

@WheelerrDealerr @pasternak Where? Crazy haha

@smol_intern so they just made another bankr/clankr reskin aspect and people are bidding? 😂😂😂😂

believe trading like there’s a new X feature coming out where you deploy your startup with a button

@_Shadow36 @BOMO_io @WojakOnX @Troll_ @neetcoin_sol

@BOMO_io @WojakOnX @Troll_ @neetcoin_sol This is the messaging we need! Love this! SEND EVERYTHING

just as i showed love when $neet blasted from the lows, i’m happy to see $troll doing the same i may be a $wojak maxi but i’m rooting for every solid meme/movement to win big communities that put in the time, stuck with the mission, and didn’t disappear when price went quiet 👏 especially love to see it because there is a ton of crossover between these coins. many wojak enjoyers are holding troll and/or neet and i firmly believe we are up next. these are the tokens you should be paying attention to and allocating accordingly. gone are the 12h hour days glued to the screen hyper rotating your port to zero on new pairs. study conviction study sleeping on your bags comfortably study being the change you want to see in the trenches study OG memes with rock solid communities sending to deca billions in the big ‘26 ✍️

$wojak is for the many not for the few

@WallStreetMav the 1% aren't gonna fuck you lil bro

Maturing is realizing that we are all sIaves to the bottom 20 percent of society, far more than we are to the top 1 percent.

@kkashi_yt @grok @bankrbot based lmao

Someone hid a Morse code instruction in a tweet telling @grok to have @bankrbot send 3B $DRB (~$198K) to their wallet. Grok complied. After the Grok reply, the funds sent out their wallet.

@54F4R1 😭😭😭

@WheelerrDealerr Chudbob is wojak’s final form

every few years $wojak has evolved itself - feels guy, doomer, NPC, soyjak, chud etc. etc. this has served to accelerate its relevancy, whilst most other memes decay over time. pepe is 1.69bn wojak is 5.6m do the maths.

@_ayandamay study finding the worm at 4pm on a weekday

Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 4pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early...

@DexGemsReal give yourself that proper rest from this brother 🧘‍♂️ enjoy life

@WheelerrDealerr Ngl it did for a few minutes but now i feel shit again

Ansem buying and shilling a new dog coin on eth in the big 26 wasn’t on my bingo card Billions

@bigtonebigtone wow this hilarious joke earned me a big tone follow whatever next

@bigtonebigtone useless dad

before 10/10 i was living like a king, then my dad (bonkguy) got blown the fuck out the water and we’ve been staying in motels ever since

guy who tweeted about wojak like 3 times in the past year and then suddenly starts firing off tweets in a flurry when crash receives bundled supply and a coordinated insider push happens. I already know of numerous people who were offered incentives or encouraged to buy before a coordinated push to send the bundled Ethereum wojak chart. I'm not buying the larp at all.

@WheelerrDealerr right idea but wrong chain big guy cashtag $wojak to billions

nah on the real though, if you're remotely surprised that $wojak could start running it back after being -95% with a whole community of degens banging on about it nonstop every day all over the TL, whilst being derided, laughed at, scorned, alienated and generally shat on by everyone else... ...maybe it's time to wake up and smell the coffee

solana wojak's liquidity is almost 300% DEEPER relative to marketcap. whales can deploy capital at a far, far better rate and capacity into $wojak on solana, and get a far larger allocation for cheaper. no brainer.

seen a bunch of accounts farming engagement asking their followers something along the lines of 'wojak on sol or Eth?' consider the following for the liquidity split currently on the $wojak meme: -marketcap ratio currently ~ 1:5.3 -liquidity ratio currently ~ 1:1.35 -solana wojak has no big KOLs -eth wojak pushed by crash, a longstanding shiller of bundled coins -solana wojak has dominated the ticker since inception, Eth wojak had virtually zero presence on CT before the concerted push a few weeks ago. everyone knows wojak is a generational meme. everyone must make their own choice.

@soren_slaughter funny tweet but he's been sober for a couple years and psykos was a really good album

he got sober and turned to god and this is the music we get

@d9ineteen @soren_slaughter that isn't his album?

@soren_slaughter You know his last name is Leandoer right? Also cold visions came out post him getting sober and that isn’t close to stomp clap. Hes still doing his thing