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Think you have problems? My butler took today off...

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WhitePeoplesProblems@WhiteFolkProbs·
"Starbucks didn't ask me for my name and just wrote "Ashton" on it...just because I'm white doesn't mean my name is Ashton!" -Skylar
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Jay Such
Jay Such@JaySuch·
After all my years of hard work, I’m finally calling it quits. It’s just so hard to believe that I can’t teach my dog how to read and make me chicken nuggets in the air fryer.
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Jay Such
Jay Such@JaySuch·
Sad that it’s almost time to take down my Amazon Prime Day decorations. Boy those two days really fly by.
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Will Rodgers
Will Rodgers@xWILLRODGERSx·
I don’t think you should be able to edit texts, or DM’s… When I was growing up- If you had the balls to slip a note into your crush’s locker… you couldn’t change your mind. That was it. Message sent. No take-backs! And I think this generation deserves to stress over that as much as I did…
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Bumpboxx®
Bumpboxx®@BumpBoxx·
Hey BumpBoxx family! I’m Lacey and I’m beyond excited to announce that I’ll be taking over the social media side of BumpBoxx! Gotta question, concern, feedback, or just a hello- I’ll be the one providing you the best service! Let’s turn up the volume & take this journey together!
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Will Rodgers
Will Rodgers@xWILLRODGERSx·
Well, the verdict is in you guys… CHAT GPT… is White.
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Will Rodgers
Will Rodgers@xWILLRODGERSx·
Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How? Dr: It just does Me: What just does? Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How?
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Forward March
Forward March@RunOldMan·
What was I thinking, I fixed the lawnmower now I have to cut the grass, sometimes I'm my own worst enemy.
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Benny Boy
Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
I’m not responsible for what happens when Heart starts playing over the loudspeaker at work.
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✨Ms_Ashhole ✨
✨Ms_Ashhole ✨@MsAshBash420·
How many of y’all were confused about what a CD is? 🤣
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Also the plot of Deus Ex
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✨Ms_Ashhole ✨
✨Ms_Ashhole ✨@MsAshBash420·
We all do 👀
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Will Rodgers
Will Rodgers@xWILLRODGERSx·
My 3yr old has been crying for 2 hours because she ate all of her dinner but didn’t get ice cream...We’re all out of ice cream. She won’t shut up... It’s 9:25pm and I’m driving to pick up ice cream... For those of you out there thinking about having unprotected sex tonight...
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Will Rodgers@xWILLRODGERSx·
"I'm really good in bed" -Ice cream
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Launch attempt tomorrow
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Jay Such
Jay Such@JaySuch·
When your kid asks if we’re doing okay financially because we’re flying to Punta Cana in coach.
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WhitePeoplesProblems@WhiteFolkProbs·
The cleaning woman apparently had to pick up her kid from school before she finished my house….she is so fucking fired.
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
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Jay Such
Jay Such@JaySuch·
The kids were really excited that Jesus brought Easter baskets to our house last night.
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Jay Such
Jay Such@JaySuch·
I’ll take #jeopardy contestants who look like Hitler for 100
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