WhitePeoplesProblems

"Starbucks didn't ask me for my name and just wrote "Ashton" on it...just because I'm white doesn't mean my name is Ashton!" -Skylar

After all my years of hard work, I’m finally calling it quits. It’s just so hard to believe that I can’t teach my dog how to read and make me chicken nuggets in the air fryer.

Sad that it’s almost time to take down my Amazon Prime Day decorations. Boy those two days really fly by.

I don’t think you should be able to edit texts, or DM’s… When I was growing up- If you had the balls to slip a note into your crush’s locker… you couldn’t change your mind. That was it. Message sent. No take-backs! And I think this generation deserves to stress over that as much as I did…

Hey BumpBoxx family! I’m Lacey and I’m beyond excited to announce that I’ll be taking over the social media side of BumpBoxx! Gotta question, concern, feedback, or just a hello- I’ll be the one providing you the best service! Let’s turn up the volume & take this journey together!

@STRIKINGxVIKING We’ve known the whole time!

Well, the verdict is in you guys… CHAT GPT… is White.

Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How? Dr: It just does Me: What just does? Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How?

What was I thinking, I fixed the lawnmower now I have to cut the grass, sometimes I'm my own worst enemy.

I’m not responsible for what happens when Heart starts playing over the loudspeaker at work.

How many of y’all were confused about what a CD is? 🤣

Also the plot of Deus Ex

We all do 👀

My 3yr old has been crying for 2 hours because she ate all of her dinner but didn’t get ice cream...We’re all out of ice cream. She won’t shut up... It’s 9:25pm and I’m driving to pick up ice cream... For those of you out there thinking about having unprotected sex tonight...

"I'm really good in bed" -Ice cream

Launch attempt tomorrow

When your kid asks if we’re doing okay financially because we’re flying to Punta Cana in coach.

The cleaning woman apparently had to pick up her kid from school before she finished my house….she is so fucking fired.

The kids were really excited that Jesus brought Easter baskets to our house last night.

I’ll take #jeopardy contestants who look like Hitler for 100