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@TheNerdyCatLady I thought slavery was abolished!?!

I don't know what to do. This new job has 7-10 hour shifts with no breaks. None. No lunch break. No 15 min break. Nothing. I don't think 9 hour shifts with no breaks is gonna be sustainable for me physically. But I need the money. So I dunno what to do. Try to push thru?

@em_Lazzy Friggin Biden! 🙄

IT BLOWS MY MIND HOW ONE PERSON CAN FUCK UP THE ENTIRE WORLD

@TrondFrantzen Yep complete tire fire of a provincial government, the majority of them should be in jail.

Amazing. Alberta ships about 4.4 million barrels oil per day. The United Arab Emirates ships 3.1 million a day. They are fantastically wealthy. Alberta and the UCP can’t figure out how to build schools and provide healthcare, and runs a $9.4 billion deficit. Awesome management.

@emmanueladda2 Yep stop using it and get on the water you should be fine.

I smoke weed everyday for abt a year now and im gonna get drug tested EXACTLY one month from today do i have enough time???

@Lifeinvestmoney Politics! Just need to work on your poker face and your slogans 🙄🙄🙄

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?

@trainofangels00 All gone, was gone last week before we got our last blizzard

@WhiteHatRat is the snow gone out in Regina or still a bit on the ground?

Hey Canada, What did you last pay for gas? 🇨🇦 🚗 🛻 🚚 ⛽

@trainofangels00 Pepperoni & pineapple is my fave pizza #ongod

Be honest, Canada... do you think pineapple belongs on pizza? 🍍 🍕 Yes or No?

One fun feature of twitter is that if you just mention cats, people will reply with pictures of their cats. Watch: Cat.

@thecataura Prince Sigmund 😻

Doesn't pay rent. Sleeps all day. Drop a pic of your freeloader.

@PierrePoilievre Hmmm conservative provincial governments that can’t run a garage sale but sure yall can run an affordable country 🙄 keep dreaming. #nevervoteconservative

The Conservative plan for a strong, self-reliant Canadian economy to give you an affordable life.

@JoTrader4 Well sadly the threshold for how much D in the B Canadian taxpayers are will to take has been established, doesn’t matter who is in the captain’s chair now. Nothing will ever get any cheaper or easier.

I just got my income tax back and I don't want to discuss my financials but I am gonna say it made me almost physically ill. Legit. I just don't see how I can afford to be in Canada anymore. My money is being flushed down the toilet and I am zero better off for it. Debt payment, money laundering domestically and abroad, Ukraine, failed gov projects and investments, immigration handouts, etc. I just can't afford this gov and I know my kids definitely won't be able to.

@MUUURTTT @Maxio28 Sorry no time for Twitter currently, have a pipeline to build 😉

@Maxio28 @WhiteHatRat Lots of outrage, no substance

What you're seeing from Alberta is the result of voting conservative for the past 30 years. Now, you have a population that is completely brainwashed by oil propaganda.

@MUUURTTT @Maxio28 Yay more money for oil companies and the UCP, great. Good job!

@WhiteHatRat @Maxio28 Yet, we still perform better economically than any other province in Canada. And FAR better than the fed. Next time, maybe some with some facts

@furmsies Meh let them leave, their provincial “government” will squander what little money they do have and the USA will kick the door in and conquer them in like 6 weeks tops. #51ststatebaby

AB separation = Pure economic self-harm. Brexit tanked UK GDP 6-8%. ABs hit would be FAR worse. No more seamless trade with Canada, new tariffs/paperwork, lost federal services, inherited debt, tiny bargaining power. Oil volatility + higher costs = poorer Albertans. Asinine.

@Kristinartz Rupert 😻 #pfa

Name of a cat that is no longer with you, but will always live on in your heart

@MUUURTTT @Maxio28 Your provincial government can’t run a garage sale ffs.

@Maxio28 Yet Alberta is in a far better fiscal situation than any other province in Canada. We dont need the federal government to manage us. We are better off determining our own destiny.

@furmsies Regina style pizza!

Question for all the foodies out there. Is this pizza? Defend your answer.

@RyanJones @Delta Nothing worse than having to swim upstream to get your carryon especially when you are sitting at the front of the plane.

First world problem: I’m boarding my @Delta flight. Family with kids boarded ahead of me. They’re sitting in the back. I’m 1A. They put 3 bags in the first class overhead. I say excuse me I’m in 1A can you leave me room for my bags and take yours to your seat please? Flight attendant yelled at me and made me put my bag in the middle of the plane. I know it’s petty but If you’re in first class that should be your space.

@Padreespartano To each their own.

Una pareja está siendo criticada en las redes sociales por decir que han decidido no tener hijos para viajar cuanto quieran. «Los niños son muy caros; nosotros preferimos llevar una vida sin preocupaciones.» ¿Que opinas de estas declaraciones?