Whitney

Damn they got two bass pro shops

@haylee_grace I’m going to kill u

Travis doing the fate of Ophelia dance full version stop this is so husband of him

The lady at the charity shop today told me that she wishes people would clear out their children's old toys in the lead up to Christmas rather than after because she always sees a number of parents in the days before Christmas looking for toys for their little ones who might be strapped for cash. She said there's very rarely anything in just before, but that they get inundated with toys in the days after. And it really made me think about it in a way I never would have before. If you know your child is going to get lots of presents from Father Christmas this year, by clearing out your cupboards a few days early, you could make another child's Christmas a lot more special too. Saw this & thought I'd repost.

THIS IS CHRIS OLSEN’S BEST WORK TO DATE

@soulfirephoen1x from a non americans perspective, i find it so interesting how they're saying everything but guns can harm you.

the way my phone was blowing up you’d think I was the one who got engaged

thank god my friends know this is so important to me

I'm begging everyone who hasn't yet to read this book. The premise, about a man living in an infinite house, is terrifically inventive, and it goes in a direction you don't expect. No other living author writes with such a keen sense of horror & beauty. The book of the decade.

@AstroBarker @MasonABright OMG CONGRATULATIONS THIS IS GORGEOUS

late for social media but i am engaged actually @MasonABright

@Haylee_Grace maam what is this about

Oh great thank you

@AmericanAir count your mf days

my favorite thing to do is go home & lay down

trying to relate to my 13 year cousin who just told me she wants to study law: “oh that’s so cool, what made you decide that? do you have friends who are lawyers?” “do I have friends that are lawyers? I’m in seventh grade”

"up to you" "you pick" just kill me.

@DeborahGulledge I’m screaming at this

PLEASE not my Nutcrackdr debut

jesus christ