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S/O to my senior high school class superlatives. Have a nice apartment and it came with a GF. Looks like someone else should’ve been voted most likely to live in their parents basement.

Cleveland. Call me.

@JetsLumsden @toddzilla79 I'm aging like a cheddar cheese.

Your Lumsden Jets took both games vs our crosstown rival Oilers tonight ! Great game boys the bats were rolling nicely too to bottom ! Player of the game @WhittRomney with not 1, not 2, but 3 Homeruns also making that his first three as a Lumsden Jet! Great job Matty!#gojets

@stoolpresidente @fsmith14

Me breathing in any general direction in this social climate:

If I was a food I'm thinking I'd be pickled eggs, you either love them, or they make you sick and wanna fuckin throw up.

@KFCradio Feitelberger was so jacked about his 50$ jerk off truth bomb on KFC. And I'd pay anything so I can continue to pet my pickle.

Ben McAdoo just lived every High School movie plot where the lead role gets a new look/friends and forgets where he came from only to have it all fall apart

@sriche9 @keanneriche

Hobby of mine is flipping people off with out of country license plates. Just so they know not all canadians are nice. #breakingstereotypes

#BellLetsTalk #endthestigma

#StopTheStigma #BellLetsTalk

FEAR NOT, "BELIEVE"LAND!! My bag is packed, and help is on the way!! ©99 😎 #GetMeVaughn

I spilled some of my eggnog on the carpet and I had to get a cloth to scrub it out so it didn't stain.

Here we go baby. It's hockey. Tonight. Hockey again. It's hockey. For. Sure.

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