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Most Nigerians sleep with their tap on, with a bucket under it. So that once the light comes on, water will begin to flow. And the sound of the water hitting the bucket is the alarm. Even if it’s midnight, one must wake up to fetch water. No be life we Dey live here.

these landlords want 2026 prices with 1997 kitchens and bathrooms 😭😂

I stopped learning it from after 50

What is the usefulness of Roman numeral at the end?

@niff_wizzy @thebigdammy Then you don't know this country is truly finished cause it even sold for less

stop lying bro, this ball was never sold for N400. the lowest price we got it was N1500

@mobola_ade 150k to balance the part payment of my rent..I actually paid 100k today..btw I live in a rural community in Delta

No lies please How much do you genuinely need from now to the end of April to solve your most pressing issues Helpers will be in the comments. Have faith!

@Szymansk_ii 8103715160 opay Whitney

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Just received my first order from Temu .. I'll give them an 8/10 because they stressed me in the waybill collection...I literally had to go to a different village to pick it

@Szymansk_ii Share the joy bros 😁

I've completely forgotten about this my Old Bybit account, i need to take a day off so i can go through my CEX accounts Ahje.. Person go just get money somewhere but e no go know

@anxietymsgs Filipino French

Two languages you wish you could speak fluently?

@dammy4trueluv Roseline Magdalene pronounced Madeline in naija accent Alice Eunice Ruth Felicia pronounced felicha Beatrice Elizabeth

What name sounds too old for a baby?

@Szymansk_ii Seeds to grow my agriculture empire

🚨They give you $2 million. You got 20 minutes to spend it or it's gone. Can't buy cars, planes, yachts, or houses. No gold or diamonds, Crypto, stocks, shares & you can't buy landed properties either. What you buying?

@Bukolababii I miss this

Were you there ???

@KeruboSk Myself

Does anyone here have something in their house that’s over 20 years old?

@BolanleCole I'm a farmer,I graduated last year.i have been passionate about organic agriculture since I was a child but it was only last year I got some funds to start I specialize on leafy vegetables but I want to diversify to peppers .the 100k would help me buy the quality seeds I need

What can N100k credit alert do for you tonight? Be sincere as you may get an alert.

@Goddey4me12 Pepper seeds to start my pepper farm.one pack of superhabernero is 70k,contains 1k seeds

500k just drop for your account instantly, what’s the very first thing you’re buying?

If he gets a second term: - 5,000 naira note will be created - 3rd term agenda will be passed to law with the speed of light - Most prominent opposition figures will do jail - You and your neighbor will start contributing to buy a crate of eggs.

@Nccbella FGN

Write ✍️ a sad story, using only 3 words 😢

Mom!!! If I literally could give her the world,I will